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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway
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Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway

FinnApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

A month into new Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro’s tenure, and he’s already making magic happen – by making around 1,000…

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Californians Move To Texas Episode 2 Is Out Now!

FinnApril 15, 2026

    Fresh brisket is on the board!   Fresh brisket is on the board! Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and…

Babylon Bee

The Somali Community Of Minnesota Would Like To Remind America That Today Is Tax Day

FinnApril 15, 2026

    ST. PAUL, MN — Tax Day is here and Minnesota’s vibrant Somali community would like to remind everyone that…

Hollywood Stars Pen Open Letter Opposing Paramount–Warner Bros. Merger
The Onion

Hollywood Stars Pen Open Letter Opposing Paramount–Warner Bros. Merger

FinnApril 15, 2026

       Over 1,000 major Hollywood power players such as Ben Stiller, J.J. Abrams, Jane Fonda, and Sopranos creator David Chase…

Babylon Bee

Couple Worries Having A Baby Could Cut Into Time They Spend Sitting On The Couch Staring At Their Phones

FinnApril 15, 2026

    AUSTIN, TX — Local couple Tyler and Madison Hansen expressed grave concerns this week that having a baby might…

Babylon Bee

Trump Complains He’s Being Crucified For Comparing Himself To Jesus

FinnApril 15, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just days removed from a controversy that arose after he shared an image on social media…

Moonshot Their Wad
The Onion

Moonshot Their Wad

FinnApril 15, 2026

       The post Moonshot Their Wad appeared first on The Onion.    The post Moonshot Their Wad appeared first on The…

Babylon Bee

Trump Officially Renames Strait Of Hormuz The ‘Donald J. Trump Strait Of America’

FinnApril 15, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of ongoing ceasefire negotiations with Iran to bring the weeks-long conflict to a close,…

Bradley Cooper is Now Officially the Most Important Person in Hollywood and Will Obviously Direct and Star in the Completely Necessary and Not-at-All-Unasked-For ‘Ocean’s 11’ Prequel
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Bradley Cooper is Now Officially the Most Important Person in Hollywood and Will Obviously Direct and Star in the Completely Necessary and Not-at-All-Unasked-For ‘Ocean’s 11’ Prequel

FinnApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

The con is back on, and we’re not just talking about the plot of the new Ocean’s 11 movie 🎥!…

Nicolas Cage is Back for More of the Same Old Longlegs Nonsense Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
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Nicolas Cage is Back for More of the Same Old Longlegs Nonsense Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time

FinnApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for another wild ride with Nicolas Cage, the king of over-the-top performances 🤪. He’s teaming up…

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