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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
‘Sinners’ Sets Oscar Record With 16 Nominations
The Onion

‘Sinners’ Sets Oscar Record With 16 Nominations

FinnJanuary 26, 2026

       Ryan Coogler’s Southern Gothic vampire period piece Sinners received 16 Academy Award nominations, surpassing the previous record of 14…

Disney Exec Reminds Toddler Only IP Goes On Fridge
The Onion

Disney Exec Reminds Toddler Only IP Goes On Fridge

FinnJanuary 26, 2026

       BURBANK, CA—Encouraging the child to explore the conglomerate’s vast catalog of characters and copyrights, Disney executive John Ervin reminded…

Rams-Seahawks Game Preempted By ‘Everybody Hates Chris’ Rerun
The Onion

Rams-Seahawks Game Preempted By ‘Everybody Hates Chris’ Rerun

FinnJanuary 25, 2026

       The post Rams-Seahawks Game Preempted By ‘Everybody Hates Chris’ Rerun appeared first on The Onion.    The post Rams-Seahawks Game…

Babylon Bee

Man Who Just Climbed Skyscraper Kicks Himself After Seeing There Was An Elevator All Along

FinnJanuary 25, 2026

    TAIPEI CITY — After spending over an hour-and-a-half climbing to the top of the Taipei 101 skyscraper, Alex Honnold…

Primitive War 2 – Hollywood Finally Confesses They Ran Out of Humans and Are Just Recycling Dinosaurs with Fresh PTSD
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Primitive War 2 – Hollywood Finally Confesses They Ran Out of Humans and Are Just Recycling Dinosaurs with Fresh PTSD

FinnJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

Oh, great. Just what the world was desperately clamoring for: more dinosaurs in Vietnam. Because clearly, the first movie’s premise…

Jason Momoa’s Lobo Totally Crashes the New ‘Supergirl’ Trailer Like an Interplanetary Biker Dude
Breaking, Movie News

Jason Momoa’s Lobo Totally Crashes the New ‘Supergirl’ Trailer Like an Interplanetary Biker Dude

FinnJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

🎉 Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts and hide your kegs, because Jason Momoa is officially done playing the King…

Babylon Bee

The Bee Reports: ICE’s 7 Most Horrifying Atrocities

FinnJanuary 24, 2026

    With tensions continuing to mount over ICE operations in Minneapolis, the journalists at The Babylon Bee are on the…

Babylon Bee

Minnesotans Begin Fleeing To Somalia To Escape Violence

FinnJanuary 24, 2026

    MOGADISHU — Minnesotans have begun fleeing in droves to Somalia to escape the escalating threat of violence.   MOGADISHU —…

Babylon Bee

Frustrated Don Lemon Wonders What A Guy Has To Do To Get Sent To Men’s Prison

FinnJanuary 24, 2026

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — After a judge threw out the charges against him, a frustrated Don Lemon wondered what a…

Babylon Bee

Usha Informs JD They Will Not Be Naming Their Child ‘Thomas Bombadil Vance’

FinnJanuary 23, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — On the heels of the public announcement that the couple was expecting their fourth child this…

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