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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
How to Make a Killing: Glen Powell Murders His Way Through a Dysfunctional Dynasty in the New Trailer for the ‘Kind Hearts and Coronets’ Remake
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How to Make a Killing: Glen Powell Murders His Way Through a Dysfunctional Dynasty in the New Trailer for the ‘Kind Hearts and Coronets’ Remake

FinnJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Glen Powell has decided to make a literal killing because apparently, running from The Running Man or…

The Old Beatle Is Fleeing: The Scooby Doo Gang Finally Catching Sir Paul?
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The Old Beatle Is Fleeing: The Scooby Doo Gang Finally Catching Sir Paul?

FinnJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Paul McCartney has decided that simply owning all the money in the known universe wasn’t quite enough, so naturally, he’s…

The 20 Netflix Movies That Will Finally Make Your Film Buff Friends Stop Silently Judging You
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The 20 Netflix Movies That Will Finally Make Your Film Buff Friends Stop Silently Judging You

FinnJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the monumental, Herculean task of navigating Netflix’s “vast” library without immediately reaching…

Babylon Bee

ICE Protesters Reveal Next 9 Places They Will Attack

FinnJanuary 19, 2026

    Following their successful attack on a local church service, ICE protestors are reportedly prepping for even more assaults. According…

Babylon Bee

Pentecostal Church Doesn’t Notice Riot Is Occurring

FinnJanuary 19, 2026

    ST. PAUL, MN — According to sources, membership at a local pentecostal church failed to notice when protestors stormed…

Babylon Bee

Don Lemon Immediately Bursts Into Flames Upon Entering Church

FinnJanuary 19, 2026

    SAINT PAUL, MN — An already traumatic incident turned even worse on Sunday, as former CNN personality and apparent…

Babylon Bee

Pam Bondi Promises To Prosecute Minnesota Rioters As Soon As She Finishes Releasing All Those Epstein Files

FinnJanuary 19, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the American public demanding action be taken by the government in response to aggressive and…

White House Plumber Reminds Staff That Only Donald J. Trump Commemorative Food Waste May Be Placed Down Donald J. Trump Commemorative Garbage Disposal
The Onion

White House Plumber Reminds Staff That Only Donald J. Trump Commemorative Food Waste May Be Placed Down Donald J. Trump Commemorative Garbage Disposal

FinnJanuary 19, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that he was only going to tell them this one more time, White House plumber Terry Robertson reminded…

Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
The Onion

Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram

FinnJanuary 18, 2026

       The post Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram appeared first on The Onion.    The post Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram…

Babylon Bee

Antifa Protests Violence By Viciously Beating Bystanders

FinnJanuary 18, 2026

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Anitfa has flooded the streets of Minneapolis to protest against violence by viciously beating innocent bystanders.…

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