A Caribbean Airlines passenger went into labor while traveling to New York from Jamaica, giving birth as the flight was in its final descent to JFK Airport. What do you think?
“Then, by law, that child is a citizen of that plane.”
Isaiah Jensen, Novel Optioner
“No human being’s first sight should be JFK.”
Jack Krause, Mortician’s Assistant
“That was way more than 3.4 ounces of liquid.”
Cassandra Robles, Unemployed
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A Caribbean Airlines passenger went into labor while traveling to New York from Jamaica, giving birth as the flight was in its final descent to JFK Airport. What do you think?
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