SAN ANSELMO, CA—Feeling surprised and delighted by his former employee’s success, Star Wars creator George Lucas reportedly called Darth Maul on Friday to congratulate the Sith Lord on his new Disney+ series. “Hey man, I know it’s been a while since we talked, but I just wanted to say I saw the news, and I’m really proud of you,” said Lucas, who noted that an ad he had recently seen for Star Wars: Maul—Shadow Lord had brought back great memories of their time working together on Tatooine. “I knew you had something special from the time you apprenticed for Darth Sidious way back in the ’90s, so it’s great to see you finally making it big. People didn’t think that a red and black guy with a bunch of horns all over his head could headline an animated series, or that the double-sided lightsaber thing would ever take off, but you showed them! And hey—if you ever get a break from show business, I’d love to host you and Elizabeth here at our place soon.” At press time, sources confirmed Maul was calling out Lucas for not even checking in on him once after he was cut in half by Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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SAN ANSELMO, CA—Feeling surprised and delighted by his former employee’s success, Star Wars creator George Lucas reportedly called Darth Maul on Friday to congratulate the Sith Lord on his new Disney+ series. “Hey man, I know it’s been a while since we talked, but I just wanted to say I saw the news, and I’m really proud
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