Gallup To End Presidential Approval Polling After Almost 90 Years
Gallup will stop tracking presidential job approval ratings after 88 years, saying the decision reflects “an evolution in how…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Group Chat Ruined By Android User
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Trump Asks When He Gets To Kill Olympians Who Lost
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Trump Replaces Pam Bondi With Broom In Blonde Wig
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AOC Condemns Spain For Stealing Mexico’s Language
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Denise Weinberg’s Cosmic Odyssey: Trailer Drops for Brazil’s Lo-Fi Sci-Fi Adventure That’s Low on Budget, High on Weird
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Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu Unleashes Another Trailer — Because One Wasn’t Enough to Satisfy Your Baby Yoda Cravings
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RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’
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Toddler Review: This Book Has A Mind-Blowing Twist That You’ll Never See Coming. It Will Change You Forever.
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