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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Exclusive Sneak Peek At Next Year’s AmFest Lineup

FinnDecember 22, 2025

    The curtain had not yet fallen on Turning Point USA’s AmFest 2025 before rumors swirled about how they were…

Babylon Bee

10 Clear Signs Of Christian Persecution To Look For This Christmas

FinnDecember 22, 2025

    It goes without saying that Christians in America have it harder than anyone else, but the persecution always seems…

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Nicki Minaj Reveals Hit Song ‘Anaconda’ Is Actually About How The Federal Government Needs To Reduce Deficit Spending

FinnDecember 22, 2025

    PHOENIX, AZ — Following her surprising appearance onstage with Erika Kirk at Turning Point USA’s AmFest, rapper Nicki Minaj…

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Man Thought Adult Christmases Would Have A Lot More Surprise Cars With Giant Bows On Top

FinnDecember 22, 2025

    BLUFFTON, IN — Local man Mark Connors wouldn’t describe himself as ungrateful so much as surprised to learn that,…

Babylon Bee

Man Driving Electric Car Blasting Nicki Minaj Clearly Right-Wing

FinnDecember 22, 2025

    BEVERLY HILLS, CA — According to sources, locals noticed a local man driving an electric car down Rodeo Drive…

Riz Ahmed Plays Hamlet and Suddenly Everything Is Very Dramatic
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Riz Ahmed Plays Hamlet and Suddenly Everything Is Very Dramatic

FinnDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Riz Ahmed Just Murdered Shakespeare’s Ghost in the Most Expensive High School Drama Ever Filmed 🎭💀 In a…

‘The Odyssey’ Trailer Drops First Glimpse of Nolan’s Latest Mind-Bending Epic That Will Make You Question Reality
Breaking, Movie News

‘The Odyssey’ Trailer Drops First Glimpse of Nolan’s Latest Mind-Bending Epic That Will Make You Question Reality

FinnDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Christopher Nolan Announces He’s Finally Making a Movie About a Man Who Just Wants to Get Home, But…

Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin!
The Onion

Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin!

FinnDecember 22, 2025

       Seasons greetings from your old friend Santa! With Christmas just a few short days away, Santa is hard at…

Review: Red Sonja – “a fun-enough, bucket of popcorn watch” – because apparently we still pay to see bad CGI and worse dialogue
Breaking, Movie News

Review: Red Sonja – “a fun-enough, bucket of popcorn watch” – because apparently we still pay to see bad CGI and worse dialogue

FinnDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

Prepare yourself for the cinematic masterpiece that’s about to shatter your expectations into a million glittering shards of disappointment and…

Greenland 2: Migration Gets a New Trailer… Because the First One Survived the Apocalypse
Breaking, Movie News

Greenland 2: Migration Gets a New Trailer… Because the First One Survived the Apocalypse

FinnDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Earth Gets Divorce Papers From Its Own Atmosphere, Gerard Butler Says “Hold My Beer” 🍺🌍 In a shocking…

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