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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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9 Most Dangerous Places To Be A Christian

FinnMarch 10, 2026

    While many American Evangelicals often lose sight of it, the reality is that there are still places throughout the…

Founder Of Noma Restaurant Faces Abuse Allegations
The Onion

Founder Of Noma Restaurant Faces Abuse Allegations

FinnMarch 10, 2026

       Dozens of former employees accused Danish chef René Redzepi, who co-founded Noma, widely regarded as one of the best…

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Toddler Review: ‘Peek-A-Boo’ Is An Unpredictable Mind Game That Shocks and Delights The Senses

FinnMarch 10, 2026

    Put away your Alphabet Blocks and get ready to live. Peek-a-Boo is an advanced game of trickery; an unpredictable…

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CNN Reports On Japanese Teenagers Who Came To Hawaii For What Could’ve Been Beautiful Day At Beach

FinnMarch 10, 2026

    U.S. — CNN reported this morning that several Japanese teenagers traveled to Hawaii for what could have been a…

Boyfriend Barely Alcoholic As Far As Boyfriends Go
The Onion

Boyfriend Barely Alcoholic As Far As Boyfriends Go

FinnMarch 10, 2026

       MILWAUKEE—Dismissing the concerns of loved ones as seriously lacking in perspective, local woman Sara Heston, 32, argued Tuesday that…

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Iran Warns U.S. It Has Huge Stockpile Of Supreme Leaders

FinnMarch 10, 2026

    TEHRAN — Amid rumors that the newly chosen Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei had been injured in an airstrike, the Iranian…

MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices
The Onion

MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices

FinnMarch 10, 2026

       FRANKLIN, TN—Insisting that she hoped the spike in oil costs was only the beginning of a long upward trend, MAGA…

Sometimes Two People Just Fall Out Of Cahoots
The Onion

Sometimes Two People Just Fall Out Of Cahoots

FinnMarch 10, 2026

       Ending an important relationship is never easy. It’s always going to hurt, whether it was your decision or your…

United Airlines To Kick Off Passengers Who Refuse To Use Headphones
The Onion

United Airlines To Kick Off Passengers Who Refuse To Use Headphones

FinnMarch 9, 2026

       United Airlines announced it will begin removing passengers from flights who refuse to wear headphones when listening to content…

Babylon Bee

8 Powerful Ways To Elevate Women On International Women’s Day

FinnMarch 9, 2026

    If you missed celebrating International Women’s Day yesterday, it’s not too late to solemnly observe it in a variety…

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