Man Ready To Take On The World After Sliding Favorite Pocket Knife Into Jeans Pocket
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Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Too Cold To Start Civil War Right Now, Nation Agrees
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Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
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Avengers: Doomsday – Which D-List Cameo Will Disney+ Drag Out of Retirement This Time
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Peter Barnell
Services for Peter Barnell, 72, will be held Friday. The family asks that each attendee take home a portion…
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