Hold onto your popcorn and check your life insurance policy, because DEATH CYCLE is coming to digitally haunt your screen on March 10 via Uncork’d Entertainment. That’s right, folks—nothing says “family movie night” like a motorcycle-riding maniac slashing his way through the city while the protagonists debate who the real monster is. Spoiler alert: it’s probably the guy on the Harley with a machete.
Directed by Gabriel Carrer—who apparently decided that his previous credits like *For the Sake of Vicious* and *The Demolisher* weren’t violent enough—this film premiered at FrightFest UK, where attendees were likely too scared to leave their seats, and later at Sitges Film Festival, where the only thing scarier than the movie was the thought of explaining the plot to your mom.
The plot? Oh, you know, the classic “sister dies, mysterious man shows up, motorcycle killer on the loose” trope. It’s like someone mashed up *Ghost Rider* and *CSI: Slasher Edition* and then forgot to add a coherent storyline. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got a killer on a bike?
The cast includes Matthew Ninaber (because *Psycho Goreman* wasn’t enough gore for him), Kristen Kaster (who’s probably regretting signing up for *Death Valley* now), and Sasha Ormond (fresh off *A Knights War*, which we’re assuming was a medieval murder mystery). Rounding out the ensemble are Justin Bott, James Fler, and Wes Hill, who collectively decided that “subtlety” was overrated.
Written by Dave McLeod and produced by Latefox, Chronovisor Images, and High Rise Studios, *DEATH CYCLE* is the kind of film that makes you wonder if the writers were just really into motorcycles or if they had a traumatic experience at a biker bar. Either way, it’s coming to your screen, and it’s bringing its helmet.
So, mark your calendars for March 10, grab your favorite snack (preferably something you can throw at the screen), and prepare to question every motorcycle you see on the road. Because in *DEATH CYCLE*, it’s not just about the journey—it’s about who survives it. 🏍️🔪
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
