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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin!
The Onion

Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin!

FinnDecember 22, 2025

       Seasons greetings from your old friend Santa! With Christmas just a few short days away, Santa is hard at…

Review: Red Sonja – “a fun-enough, bucket of popcorn watch” – because apparently we still pay to see bad CGI and worse dialogue
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Review: Red Sonja – “a fun-enough, bucket of popcorn watch” – because apparently we still pay to see bad CGI and worse dialogue

FinnDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

Prepare yourself for the cinematic masterpiece that’s about to shatter your expectations into a million glittering shards of disappointment and…

Greenland 2: Migration Gets a New Trailer… Because the First One Survived the Apocalypse
Breaking, Movie News

Greenland 2: Migration Gets a New Trailer… Because the First One Survived the Apocalypse

FinnDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Earth Gets Divorce Papers From Its Own Atmosphere, Gerard Butler Says “Hold My Beer” 🍺🌍 In a shocking…

Babylon Bee

Click Here To See All The Epstein Photos So Far That Don’t Include Bill Clinton

FinnDecember 21, 2025

    The Babylon Bee has scoured through the thousands of pages of newly released Epstein documents to uncover all of…

Babylon Bee

Op-Ed: No One Talks Anymore About the Dangers Of Jazz Music

FinnDecember 20, 2025

    Everyone used to know about the treacherous pitfalls of listening to jazz music — how it would lead to…

Babylon Bee

Investigation Reveals Pelosi Purchased $10 Million Of Taco Bell Stock Day Before Marijuana Rule Change

FinnDecember 20, 2025

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — An investigation has revealed that Representative Nancy Pelosi purchased $10 million in Taco Bell stock the…

Prophecy Productions: Chronicles of Moral Decay, or How a German “Cult” Label Became a Safe Space for Z-Patriots
A Handshake with the Devil: Inside Prophecy's Dirty Deal with Pro-Putin Scum
Breaking, Music News

Prophecy Productions: Chronicles of Moral Decay, or How a German “Cult” Label Became a Safe Space for Z-Patriots

FinnDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Once upon a time, “Prophecy Productions” was a seal of quality. It was a name that stood for aesthetics, atmosphere,…

Babylon Bee

7 Other Things Trump Is Naming After Himself

FinnDecember 19, 2025

    Donald Trump loves Donald Trump. And who can blame him? That’s why it’s super cool and not at all…

Babylon Bee

Trump Hard At Work Coming Up With Insulting Plaque For Rutherford B. Hayes

FinnDecember 19, 2025

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — After writing gloriously disparaging plaques for dozens of subpar presidents in the White House’s “Presidential Walk…

The Best Christmas Movies for People Who Hate Christmas Movies
Breaking, Movie News

The Best Christmas Movies for People Who Hate Christmas Movies

FinnDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: A HOLIDAY MOVIE LIST FOR PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A SOUL (OR AT LEAST A SENSE OF HUMOR)…

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