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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
White House Plumber Reminds Staff That Only Donald J. Trump Commemorative Food Waste May Be Placed Down Donald J. Trump Commemorative Garbage Disposal
The Onion

White House Plumber Reminds Staff That Only Donald J. Trump Commemorative Food Waste May Be Placed Down Donald J. Trump Commemorative Garbage Disposal

FinnJanuary 19, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that he was only going to tell them this one more time, White House plumber Terry Robertson reminded…

Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
The Onion

Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram

FinnJanuary 18, 2026

       The post Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram appeared first on The Onion.    The post Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram…

Babylon Bee

Antifa Protests Violence By Viciously Beating Bystanders

FinnJanuary 18, 2026

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Anitfa has flooded the streets of Minneapolis to protest against violence by viciously beating innocent bystanders.…

Groundskeeper Unsure What To Do With Unconscious Player Left In Medical Tent
The Onion

Groundskeeper Unsure What To Do With Unconscious Player Left In Medical Tent

FinnJanuary 18, 2026

       The post Groundskeeper Unsure What To Do With Unconscious Player Left In Medical Tent appeared first on The Onion.…

Babylon Bee

7 Things To Say When Called On In Bible Class When You Weren’t Paying Attention

FinnJanuary 17, 2026

    You were deeply lost in a daydream right in the middle of Bible class when – oh no! The…

Kathleen Kennedy Finally Admits the Han Solo Movie Was the Space-Bucket List Item We All Forgot to Check Off
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Kathleen Kennedy Finally Admits the Han Solo Movie Was the Space-Bucket List Item We All Forgot to Check Off

FinnJanuary 17, 2026January 17, 2026

Behold, the Grand Confession of the Galactic Empress: She Only Regrets the One That Got Away (and the Box Office…

Babylon Bee

Fellow Pop-Tarts Gather To Bow Down Before Preeminent Brown Sugar Pop-Tarts

FinnJanuary 17, 2026

    BROKEN BOW, OK — In a beautiful scene, fellow Pop-Tarts gathered on a kitchen table this morning to bow…

Babylon Bee

Trump Challenges Danish Prime Minister To Ping Pong Match, Winner Gets Greenland

FinnJanuary 17, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has officially challenged Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen to a ping pong match, winner…

Babylon Bee

Trump Holds Oval Office Summit With Prominent Muslim Leader

FinnJanuary 16, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C — According to sources, President Donald Trump met with a prominent Muslim leader in the Oval Office…

26 Charged In Alleged College Basketball Fixing Scheme
The Onion

26 Charged In Alleged College Basketball Fixing Scheme

FinnJanuary 16, 2026

       Federal prosecutors secured indictments against 26 individuals they accused of rigging college basketball games, with the defendants facing charges…

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