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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping Horses
The Onion

Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping Horses

FinnDecember 10, 2025

       LOS ANGELES—In a groundbreaking finding that reveals a major shift in media consumption habits, a new study published Wednesday…

“Wasteman: Witness the Riveting Saga of a Dude Who Can’t Be Bothered to Take Out the Bins”
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“Wasteman: Witness the Riveting Saga of a Dude Who Can’t Be Bothered to Take Out the Bins”

FinnDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Hold onto your prison shivs and DOC-standard toilet wine, film fans! 🍷✨ The cinematic event of the decade* (*decade defined…

Fabergé Egg Recovered After Being Swallowed By Thief
The Onion

Fabergé Egg Recovered After Being Swallowed By Thief

FinnDecember 9, 2025

       Police in New Zealand recovered a rare $19,000 Fabergé egg pendant swallowed by an alleged thief, with the pendant…

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Judge Finds Luigi Mangione Too Stunningly Handsome And Gorgeous To Stand Trial

FinnDecember 9, 2025

    NEW YORK, NY — In a shocking development in the case of a killer charged with murdering a health…

Babylon Bee

Pope Urges Jesus And Satan To Put All Their Differences Aside In The Name Of Peace

FinnDecember 9, 2025

    VATICAN CITY — In the spirit of the Christmas season and as part of his ongoing quest to bring…

Babylon Bee

Hollywood Announces Bold New Film Where An Evil Villain Is Just Evil And Not Misunderstood

FinnDecember 9, 2025

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — In what is expected to be the season’s hottest new movie, filmmakers have unleashed an innovative…

Babylon Bee

Struggling New York Jets Sign Uncle Rico

FinnDecember 9, 2025

    EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ — Rico Dynamite, a long-time Idaho resident and former high school starting quarterback for the Preston…

Man Humiliates Himself At Holiday Party By Telling Coworkers He Appreciates Them
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Man Humiliates Himself At Holiday Party By Telling Coworkers He Appreciates Them

FinnDecember 9, 2025

       CINCINNATI—Saying the man’s reputation was unlikely ever to recover from the embarrassment, sources confirmed Tuesday that local accountant Josh…

IMDb Desperately Tries to Predict 2025’s ‘Popular’ Films Because Apparently We Can’t Wait to Be Disappointed
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IMDb Desperately Tries to Predict 2025’s ‘Popular’ Films Because Apparently We Can’t Wait to Be Disappointed

FinnDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

BREAKING: Humans Still Obsessed With Superheroes, IMDb Reports (Shocking Absolutely No One) 😱 Oh, joy! The fine folks at IMDb—who…

Hometown Unveils Disappointing Microbrewery
The Onion

Hometown Unveils Disappointing Microbrewery

FinnDecember 9, 2025

       BOERNE, TX—Providing an underwhelming new dining option for those returning to visit family in the area, people who grew…

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