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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
‘Men in Black’ Reboot: Because Hollywood Has ZERO Original Ideas
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‘Men in Black’ Reboot: Because Hollywood Has ZERO Original Ideas

FinnDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

Hold onto your Neuralyzers, folks, because the cinematic overlords at Sony Pictures are reportedly cooking up another Men in Black…

Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. for Pocket Lint and a Used Tissue
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Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. for Pocket Lint and a Used Tissue

FinnDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

🤡 Hold on to your hats, folks, because the clown show has officially arrived! Netflix, in a move so shocking…

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Nation’s Mentally Challenged Demand People Stop Comparing Them To Tim Walz

FinnDecember 6, 2025

    U.S. — Americans with cognitive disabilities and other special needs have demanded that people stop comparing them to Tim…

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Nigerian Prince Scammed By Somali Immigrant

FinnDecember 6, 2025

    LAGOS, NIGERIA — In yet another case of fraud perpetrated by Somalis, a Nigerian prince fell prey to an…

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Fans Worry Sale Of WB To Netflix Could Turn Comic Book Movies Into Soulless Cash Grabs

FinnDecember 6, 2025

    U.S. — Movie fans across the country have expressed concern that Warner Bros’ sale to Netflix could lead to…

‘Star Wars’ Unwatchable Original Cut Resurrected For 50th Anniversary To Torture Fans
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‘Star Wars’ Unwatchable Original Cut Resurrected For 50th Anniversary To Torture Fans

FinnDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

Oh, sweet Galaxy Far, Far Away, it’s been, like, half a freakin’ century since that little indie flick called Star…

Avengers: Endgame Returns to Theaters to Distract You From Impending Doom
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Avengers: Endgame Returns to Theaters to Distract You From Impending Doom

FinnDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear the earth-shattering news? Avengers: Endgame, the movie that made you cry harder than when your…

Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano As Worst Actor On Wikifeet
The Onion

Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano As Worst Actor On Wikifeet

FinnDecember 5, 2025

       LOS ANGELES—In a shockingly personal attack on the actor’s arches, filmmaker Quentin Tarantino made comments Friday slamming Paul Dano…

Babylon Bee

Jehovah’s Witness Family Takes Drive To Look At All The Houses With No Christmas Lights

FinnDecember 5, 2025

    PASADENA, CA — A family of Jehovah’s Witnesses continued their annual tradition of piling into the car and going…

Malaysia Bans Social Media For Children Under 16
The Onion

Malaysia Bans Social Media For Children Under 16

FinnDecember 5, 2025

       Starting in 2026, Malaysia will ban social media accounts for anyone under 16, joining other countries such as Australia…

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