Mamdani Assures New Yorkers There’s No Problem Too Large For Government To Make Worse
NEW YORK, NY — In a celebratory speech following his historic win in New York City’s mayoral election, Mayor-elect…
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DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’
WASHINGTON—Reaffirming the Trump administration’s promise to crack down on individuals providing supervision and instruction to youngsters across the United…
Nancy Pelosi Prepares For Sad Future Of Outsider Trading
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the announcement that she was finally retiring from the U.S. Congress and would not seek…
9 Best Times To Interrupt Whatever Your Husband Is Doing To Tell A Long Story
Ladies, sometimes you just have to tell your husband a really long, meandering story involving people he doesn’t really…
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani
Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani made history Tuesday night when he was elected the first Muslim mayor of New York…
Mayor McCheese Reelected For 60th Straight Term
MCDONALDLAND — Beloved politician and civil servant Mayor McCheese has won reelection as Mayor of McDonaldland for an astounding…
“K-Pop Demon Hunters 2: Electric Boogaloo – Prepare for More Cringey Slayage”
OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT gonna believe this! Netflix and Sony, bless their clueless little hearts, FINALLY decided to…
Californians Approve Measure To Redraw ‘Garfield’
SACRAMENTO, CA—Passing the Democrat-backed initiative with a resounding 60% of the vote, Californians overwhelmingly approved a ballot measure this…
Mamdani Moves Mayor’s Office Under Children’s Hospital
NEW YORK CITY, NY — In his first official act as mayor-elect, Zohran Mamdani moved the mayor’s office under…
‘Gremlins 3’: Oh Great, More Furry Little Nightmares Incoming
OMG! 😱 35 years after the last cinematic masterpiece 🎬 (or should we say, cash grab?) Warner Bros. is FINALLY…