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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Metropolis Sues Superman For Reducing Crime
Babylon Bee

Metropolis Sues Superman For Reducing Crime

FinnAugust 18, 2025

METROPOLIS — A new scandal threatened to arise between governing officials and Earth’s greatest superhero, as Metropolis sued Superman for…

Thunderbirds Are (Still) Go-ing to Cinemas? Oh FAB! (Or Not?)
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Thunderbirds Are (Still) Go-ing to Cinemas? Oh FAB! (Or Not?)

FinnAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Anderson Entertainment and Kaleidoscope Entertainment (who?) have announced a big-screen experience for, like, five remaining fans of that British sci-fi…

“Watch Queen of Hearts: A Twin Peaks ‘Fan’ Film (You’ve Been Warned)”
Breaking, Movie News

“Watch Queen of Hearts: A Twin Peaks ‘Fan’ Film (You’ve Been Warned)”

FinnAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Queen of Hearts: A Twin Peaks Fan Film is supposedly a labour of love from Cameron Cloutier. More like a…

Oh great, more ‘Scary Movie’? As if we needed another one
Breaking, Movie News

Oh great, more ‘Scary Movie’? As if we needed another one

FinnAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Anna Faris and Regina Hall, those two actresses who haven’t aged a day since 2000 (totally not sarcasm),…

Only Murders in the Building Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for More Ridiculousness
Breaking, Movie News

Only Murders in the Building Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for More Ridiculousness

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, look, it’s “Only Murders in the Building” Season 5. Yes, STILL going. Who knew this show would last longer…

Movie Theaters: Still Not Obsolete (Despite Streaming)
Breaking, Movie News

Movie Theaters: Still Not Obsolete (Despite Streaming)

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because your friendly neighborhood film “critic” is about to drop some truth bombs 💣 about why…

Ukraine Raises Alarm As Trump Emerges From Meeting Wearing Soviet Ushanka
Babylon Bee

Ukraine Raises Alarm As Trump Emerges From Meeting Wearing Soviet Ushanka

FinnAugust 16, 2025

KYIV — Ukraine government officials sounded the alarm today after President Trump emerged from his meeting with Putin sporting a…

What To Know About ‘Weapons’
The Onion

What To Know About ‘Weapons’

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWeapons, a new horror film from the director of Barbarian, topped the box office on its opening weekend.…

Review: Suspended Time – More Like Suspended Animation, am I Right
Breaking, Movie News

Review: Suspended Time – More Like Suspended Animation, am I Right

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, look! Another COVID movie! 🙄 Yes, because we *totally* didn’t have enough of those already. Five years on, and…

Fairyland: Prepare for a Coming-of-Age Story So Cliché, It’s Set in San Francisco of the ’70s and ’80s
Breaking, Movie News

Fairyland: Prepare for a Coming-of-Age Story So Cliché, It’s Set in San Francisco of the ’70s and ’80s

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, look, another movie produced by the one and only Sofia Coppola! 🙄 You know, the genius behind cinematic masterpieces…

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