Understaffed FAA Recommends Pilots Just Go With Their Gut
WASHINGTON—As fewer air traffic controllers show up for work amid a government shutdown that has halted their pay, the…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Islands: Yet Another Trailer Starring People You’ve Barely Heard Of
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Lucy Liu’s “Rosemead” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Definition of “Career-Defining” Redefined (Again)
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Man Can’t Wait To Be Disappointed By His Favorite Baseball Team’s Offseason Moves
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‘Michael’ Trailer Debuts: Prepare for Moonwalking or Something
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