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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Death Of Awkward Conversation Marked By Simultaneous Drink Sipping
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Death Of Awkward Conversation Marked By Simultaneous Drink Sipping

FinnNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

    VISALIA, CA — According to sources, an awkward conversation spiraled toward its inevitable end Tuesday, marked by simultaneous drink…

Mamdani Announces Plan To Blame Racism After His Policies Fail
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Mamdani Announces Plan To Blame Racism After His Policies Fail

FinnNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

    NEW YORK, NY — As residents of the Big Apple made their way to the polls today, New York…

Godzilla RPG: Finally, a TTRPG Where You Can Just Stomp Everything
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Godzilla RPG: Finally, a TTRPG Where You Can Just Stomp Everything

FinnNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

IDW Games, those masterminds behind such *totally* unforgettable classics like… uh… well, they’re releasing a Godzilla Tabletop Roleplaying Game! 🙄…

Tragic: Dick Cheney Dies Before Getting To See World War III
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Tragic: Dick Cheney Dies Before Getting To See World War III

FinnNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

    U.S. — The nation is mourning the death of former Vice President Dick Cheney, who has tragically passed away…

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest
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Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest

FinnNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

       LONDON—Shivering and rubbing his hands together as he attempted to stay warm, a ragged, soot-covered former Prince Andrew was…

Now You See Me: Now You Don’t – Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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Now You See Me: Now You Don’t – Prepare to be Underwhelmed

FinnNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Oh great, another “Now You See Me” movie. 🙄 Because we DEFINITELY needed more of these cinematic masterpieces. Jesse Eisenberg…

SNAP Beneficiaries Wishing There Were Some Way They Could Trade Their Labor And Services For Money To Buy Food
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SNAP Beneficiaries Wishing There Were Some Way They Could Trade Their Labor And Services For Money To Buy Food

FinnNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

    U.S. — With SNAP funding temporarily blocked, beneficiaries of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are reportedly wishing there were…

Study: 20% Of Urinary Tract Infections Caused By Contaminated Meat
The Onion

Study: 20% Of Urinary Tract Infections Caused By Contaminated Meat

FinnNovember 3, 2025

       A new study found that about one in five urinary tract infections can be traced to E. coli-contaminated meat.…

L.A. Hosts Yet Another Pride Parade
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L.A. Hosts Yet Another Pride Parade

FinnNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

    LOS ANGELES, CA — In celebration of a historic weekend that brought excitement and joy to the entire city,…

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
The Onion

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

FinnNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

       The post Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’ appeared first…

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