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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
New Movie Has Jim Caviezel Playing Every Character From Entire Bible
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New Movie Has Jim Caviezel Playing Every Character From Entire Bible

FinnAugust 11, 2025

U.S. — A Biblical epic in development at Angel Studios will reportedly star American actor Jim Caviezel as every single…

Vigilante Justice: Trump Dresses Up As Bat And Patrols Streets Of DC
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Vigilante Justice: Trump Dresses Up As Bat And Patrols Streets Of DC

FinnAugust 11, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Left without other practical options in a city overwhelmed by violent crime, President Donald Trump reportedly decided…

So, You Wanna Watch More Aliens, Huh, Nerd
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So, You Wanna Watch More Aliens, Huh, Nerd

FinnAugust 11, 2025August 12, 2025

Prepare your popcorn, butter that stuff UP, and settle in, buttercups, because Alien: Earth is about to grace our screens,…

10 Undeniable Reasons Communist China Is Way Better Than America
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10 Undeniable Reasons Communist China Is Way Better Than America

FinnAugust 11, 2025

Glory to glorious leader, President Xi!   Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started…

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Artist Profile: Alex Warren

FinnAugust 11, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionAlex Warren’s “Ordinary” has held the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100 for the ninth week…

Danish Zoo Asks For Donated Pets To Feed To Carnivores
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Danish Zoo Asks For Donated Pets To Feed To Carnivores

FinnAugust 11, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA zoo in northern Denmark asked pet owners to donate healthy animals such as chickens, rabbits, guinea pigs,…

In Lieu Of Dystopian Sci-Fi Movie, American Just Watching News From England
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In Lieu Of Dystopian Sci-Fi Movie, American Just Watching News From England

FinnAugust 11, 2025

U.S. — According to sources, Americans no longer need dystopian sci-fi novels to serve as ominous warnings of authoritarian control…

The Onion

Space For The Whole Family

FinnAugust 11, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionYour in-laws will feel right at home insisting that this cozy one-bedroom condo is big enough to host…

DC Mayor Warns Trump’s Crime Fighting Measures Will Unfairly Impact Criminals
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DC Mayor Warns Trump’s Crime Fighting Measures Will Unfairly Impact Criminals

FinnAugust 11, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the announcement that the president had ordered the federalization of law enforcement in the nation’s capital,…

The Onion

Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Child

FinnAugust 11, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWEST TISBURY, MA—Following through on his threat of legal action, civil liberties lawyer Alan Dershowitz confirmed Monday that…

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