Christians In Nigeria Disguise Themselves As Palestinians So People Will Care About Them Being Genocided
YELWATA — In a last-ditch effort to survive, Christians in Nigeria disguised themselves as Palestinians in hopes that people…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a…
Nigerian President Promises To End Genocide If Trump Sends Upfront Fee Of $5,000 In Amazon Gift Cards
WASHINGTON, DC — Donald Trump received an email from the President of Nigeria with a commitment to end the…
Over the River Into the ’Hood
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Government Once Again Casts Nation Into 4:30 P.M. Darkness
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Twirling Britney Spears Unaware Phone Died Hours Ago
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Canada Orders Toronto Blue Jays Players Euthanized
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Spartacus: House of Ashur – Oh Great, Another Trailer We Totally Asked For
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Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin Star in Greenland 2: Migration? Oh, the Humanity
Oh, look, another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler! 🙄 Because apparently, the world hasn’t suffered enough in real life, so…
Dodgers Purchase 2nd World Series Victory
TORONTO — One of the largest and riskiest investments paid off late Saturday night, as the Los Angeles Dodgers…