A new study found that about one in five urinary tract infections can be traced to E. coli-contaminated meat. What do you think?
“Is it possible food affects the body in other ways, too?”
Hal Rivera, Slang Updater
“That’s why I always pee after McDonald’s.”
Martha Wilfong, Amateur Tobacconist
“I guess I could switch to contaminated fish.”
Chris Narendorf, Sandal Sizer
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A new study found that about one in five urinary tract infections can be traced to E. coli-contaminated meat. What do you think?
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