A new study found that about one in five urinary tract infections can be traced to E. coli-contaminated meat. What do you think?
“Is it possible food affects the body in other ways, too?”
Hal Rivera, Slang Updater
“That’s why I always pee after McDonald’s.”
Martha Wilfong, Amateur Tobacconist
“I guess I could switch to contaminated fish.”
Chris Narendorf, Sandal Sizer
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A new study found that about one in five urinary tract infections can be traced to E. coli-contaminated meat. What do you think?
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
