‘Superman’ Ending “Explained”: Because You’re Clearly Too Dumb to Understand It Yourself
The following garbage fire of text and video will contain spoilers for James Gunn’s Superman (allegedly). If you want the…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
The Onion Film Standard: ‘28 Years Later’
Read MoreThe OnionThe post The Onion Film Standard: ‘28 Years Later’ appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…
My Chemical Romance Might Be Breaking Up — Again. For Real This Time?
In the age of never-ending comebacks and “farewell” tours that last longer than most marriages, My Chemical Romance just dropped…
Pam Bondi Confirms Greedo Shot First
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following an extensive investigation, U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi held a press conference to announce that the…
‘Terrifier’ House: Prepare to be Mildly Annoyed at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights
Hold onto your adult diapers, folks! 🤡 Art the Clown, that beacon of sophisticated cinematic artistry, is gracing Universal Studios’…
Brad Pitt’s Geriatric ‘F1’ Movie Outpaces Films Starring Actual Young People, World Weeps
Oh, honey, did you hear? Joseph Kosinski’s *F1: The Movie* (or as I like to call it, *Geriatric Grand Prix*)…
Pros And Cons Of Defunding Medicaid
Read MoreThe OnionGOP lawmakers in the House and Senate officially passed Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill,” including provisions that slashed funding…
Brendan Fraser Blames Everyone But Himself For ‘The Mummy’ Reboot Flop, More At 11
Brendan Fraser, the king of charmingly awkward adventure, thinks Tom Cruise’s The Mummy (aka the one we all pretend didn’t…
Deeper in Trouble: Cruise Wants Jet Fighters in a Deep Sea Monster Movie
Hollywood is drowning in drama as Doug Liman’s upcoming deep-sea horror flick Deeper hits a wall made of testosterone and…
‘Big Bang Theory’ Spinoff: Because the Universe Didn’t Suffer Enough
🎉 Hold onto your hats, folks, because HBO Max, in a move that can only be described as either genius…