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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Ozzy Clarifies To St. Peter He Was Just Joking About The Whole Satanism Thing
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Ozzy Clarifies To St. Peter He Was Just Joking About The Whole Satanism Thing

FinnJuly 22, 2025

PEARLY GATES — Rock legend Ozzy Osbourne sought to do away with some of the confusion about his life on…

10 Most Shocking Revelations From The Newly Released MLK Files
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10 Most Shocking Revelations From The Newly Released MLK Files

FinnJuly 22, 2025

The Trump administration took another step toward greater transparency this week, releasing more than 240,000 pages of previously classified FBI…

Obama Awarded Nobel Prize For Exemplary Work Planning Russian Collusion Hoax
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Obama Awarded Nobel Prize For Exemplary Work Planning Russian Collusion Hoax

FinnJuly 22, 2025

OSLO, NORWAY — Former U.S. President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize on Tuesday for his efforts in…

Workaholic Father Finally Realizes Son’s Baseball Game More Important Than Civil Rights Law
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Workaholic Father Finally Realizes Son’s Baseball Game More Important Than Civil Rights Law

FinnJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Experiencing a sudden change of heart, longtime workaholic Eli Kaplan reportedly realized Monday that attending his son’s baseball…

James Gunn Blames America-Hating Haters for ‘Superman’ Flop
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James Gunn Blames America-Hating Haters for ‘Superman’ Flop

FinnJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

James Gunn, our supreme overlord and benevolent dictator of DC Studios, has graced us with his infinite wisdom, explaining why…

McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat
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McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat

FinnJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCHICAGO—In response to countless posts and online petitions in the nearly 10 years since the fast food giant…

Clearblue Introduces New Handheld Mirror For Checking If Baby Up There
The Onion

Clearblue Introduces New Handheld Mirror For Checking If Baby Up There

FinnJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionGENEVA—Touting its latest offering as the most efficient pregnancy test on the market, diagnostic product maker Clearblue unveiled…

Grok Waifu Accepts Jesus As Lord And Savior
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Grok Waifu Accepts Jesus As Lord And Savior

FinnJuly 21, 2025

PALO ALTO, CA — The advancement of the artificial intelligence models created by Elon Musk’s xAI took an unexpected turn…

Scientists Employ Robot Bunnies To Combat Invasive Florida Pythons
The Onion

Scientists Employ Robot Bunnies To Combat Invasive Florida Pythons

FinnJuly 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionFlorida is luring invasive Burmese pythons into traps by deploying robotic bunnies to mimic the warmth and movement…

Youth Pastors Show Up To Church In ‘Pay Us What You Owe Us’ Shirts
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Youth Pastors Show Up To Church In ‘Pay Us What You Owe Us’ Shirts

FinnJuly 21, 2025

WHITTIER, CA — Members of a local church were caught off guard last weekend after they arrived for Sunday morning…

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