Trump Announces He Has Acquired Giant Anime Sword In Japanese Trade Deal
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump announced the details of a historic trade deal with Japan on Wednesday through which he…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
‘Spinal Tap 2’: Prepare for a Sequel So Long-Awaited, It Might Just Break Your Back
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Slaves Dutifully Sew ‘Pay Us What You Owe Us’ On Shirts For Professional Athletes
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Belichick Magnet
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Trump To Balance Budget By Introducing Swear Jar For Dems
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Object Of Decades-Long Emotional Affair Side-Hugged
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Ozzy Osbourne Finally On Time — By Dying
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Man Really Excited For Government To Release All The Government Documentation Of All The Government’s Crimes
FRANKLIN, KY — A local man is really excited for the government to release all the government documentation of all…
Trump Threatens Stadium Deal If Washington Commanders Don’t Change Name Back
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Sad Day Ruined By Good Weather
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