Read MoreThe OnionGENEVA—Touting its latest offering as the most efficient pregnancy test on the market, diagnostic product maker Clearblue unveiled a handheld mirror Tuesday for easily checking to see if there’s a baby up there. “Receive fast and precise results almost instantly just by looking in the reflection of the Clearblue Rapid-Detection Hand Mirror for any evidence that
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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