‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
Read MoreThe OnionEAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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Liberals Warn Enforcing Immigration Law Is A Slippery Slope That May Lead To Enforcing Other Laws
U.S. — With politicians and pundits still involved in heated debates over the legality of the deportation of an MS-13…
Catholic Scholars Confirm Purgatory Consists Of Helping Third Graders With Math For Hundreds Of Years
VATICAN CITY — Distinguished canon law scholars in the Roman Catholic church have just confirmed that Purgatory consists of helping…
Nation Can’t Believe It On Harvard’s Side
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Democrats Call For An Individual Court Hearing For Everyone On Earth To Prove They Aren’t American Citizens
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As controversy swirls over the deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, Democrat politicians have joined together to call…
Woman Charged With Selling Human Bones On Facebook Marketplace
Read MoreThe OnionA curio shop owner was arrested and charged for allegedly selling “genuine human remains” online, attempting to pass…
‘Wheeeeee I’m An Astronaut!’ Exclaims Katy Perry During Ride On Disneyland Astro Orbiter
ANAHEIM, CA — Singer and TV personality Katy Perry inspired dozens Thursday after declaring she was an astronaut following a…
Parenting Experts Share Tips For Talking To Kids About Being Heir To Throne Of Small European Kingdom
Read MoreThe OnionCHICAGO—Stressing that the delicate subject should be broached sensitively and responsibly, parenting experts from the University of Chicago…
Arsonist Sets Fire To Pennsylvania Governor’s Mansion
Read MoreThe OnionA man is in custody after scaling an iron security fence in the middle of the night, eluding…
American Hostages In Gaza Disguise Themselves As MS-13 Gang Members So Democrats Will Fight To Bring Them Home
GAZA — In a desperate attempt to return to family and friends they haven’t seen in over a year and…