Workplace Win: Trump Says It’s OK To Call Female Coworkers ‘Toots’
WASHINGTON, DC — Donald Trump has approved a measure normalizing once again the practice of calling female employees ‘Toots’. Read…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Sauron-Appointed Judge Rules Frodo Must Return Ring To Sauron
CIRITH UNGOL — The One Ring must be returned to its rightful owner, The Dark Lord Sauron, a Sauron-appointed judge…
GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation
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PBS Drops DEI, Announces Bert And Ernie Are Now Straight
ARLINGTON, VA — In response to mounting pressure from various stakeholders, the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) announced the immediate discontinuation…
Report: Honestly, Man You Saw Get Hit By Bus Can’t Stop Thinking About You Either
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Hamas Gets Biden-Appointed Judge To Overturn Trump’s Order To Release Hostages
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump’s attempt to solve the long-running hostage situation between Israel and Hamas hit an obstacle…
Long Time No Semen
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⚖️Lawsuit Incoming! Philly Residents Are Pissed After Recognizing Their City in Avatar: Fire and Ash 🤬
Philadelphia residents are furious after the release of the first stills from James Cameron’s upcoming film «Avatar: Fire and Ash»…
Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses
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Study Finds People Trying To Stop Financial Audit Have Absolutely Nothing To Hide
U.S. — Amid ongoing controversy over the Department of Government Efficiency’s investigations into numerous federal agencies to uncover fraud and…