‘Who’s Laughing Now?’ Says Covid Toilet Paper Hoarder After Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak
LANSING, MI — Six years after friends and neighbors mercilessly mocked him for filling his garage with industrial-sized towers…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Texas Approves Death Penalty For Anyone Who Starts An Email With ‘Happy Monday, Team!’
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Another Iconic Character Ruined By Baffling Recasting Decision Coming Soon
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Hollywood Genius At Work Canceling Shows Before Anyone Notices
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