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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Report: Chili’s Only Gets Bad Rap Because It Is Awful
Babylon Bee

Report: Chili’s Only Gets Bad Rap Because It Is Awful

FinnSeptember 19, 2026

    DALLAS, TX — A new industry report released Thursday concluded that Chili’s persistent reputation problem is due to it…

Uber Driver Carefully Selects Worst Possible Photo For Profile
Babylon Bee

Uber Driver Carefully Selects Worst Possible Photo For Profile

FinnSeptember 19, 2026

    SAN ANTONIO, TX — Local Uber driver Vish Patel spent hours today searching his phone for the worst possible…

TIFF 2026 Review: Fjord – Because Who Needs Explosions When You Have Renate Reinsve and Sebastian Stan Staring Deeply Into Each Other’s Eyes for 2 Hours
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TIFF 2026 Review: Fjord – Because Who Needs Explosions When You Have Renate Reinsve and Sebastian Stan Staring Deeply Into Each Other’s Eyes for 2 Hours

FinnSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

The most epic and dramatic tale of a fjord, because who doesn’t love a good story about a body of…

Obama Family Dog Passes Away
The Onion

Obama Family Dog Passes Away

FinnSeptember 19, 2026

       Former President Barack Obama announced that his family’s Portuguese water dog Sunny, which they got in 2013 during their…

Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently
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Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently

FinnSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

When a TV show reaches a certain level of cultural consciousness, it’s like a switch flips and suddenly everyone who’s…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Resident Evil Movie Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Resident Evil Movie Apparently

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sony’s latest Resident Evil movie has received widespread critical acclaim, with a staggering 96%…

Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs
Breaking, Games News, Movie News

Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

The video game movie craze is in full swing, and it’s showing no signs of slowing down. With The Super…

Spin of the Day: ProPublica plans to investigate systemic issues in the sports industry. — 6% Mostly Reality
Spin Of The Day

Spin of the Day: ProPublica plans to investigate systemic issues in the sports industry. — 6% Mostly Reality

FinnSeptember 18, 2026

ProPublica has announced a focus on sports investigations, aiming to explore the powerful and affluent nature of the sports industry.…

Pitcher Clearly Ate Rosin Bag
The Onion

Pitcher Clearly Ate Rosin Bag

FinnSeptember 18, 2026

       The post Pitcher Clearly Ate Rosin Bag appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind…

Democrats Promise That If Elected, Every Voter Will Give Them $5,000
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Democrats Promise That If Elected, Every Voter Will Give Them $5,000

FinnSeptember 18, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just days after President Donald Trump vowed to issue every American citizen a $5,000 check if…

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