Heroic Secret Service Agent Shields Trump From Brittany Mahomes
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Pfizer Held To Zero Receptions In First Half
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Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance
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Trump Asks Which One The Ball
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Eagles Flagged For Roughing The Passer On Pregame Handshake
NEW ORLEANS, LA — The Philadelphia Eagles were flagged for roughing the passer before the Super Bowl even got underway,…
Candy Company Introduces New, Even Noisier Wrappers For Opening In Church
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NFL Confirms Players Will Still Wear ‘Fight Bigotry’ Jockstraps
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Excited Couple Closes Escrow On Dozen Eggs
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Prince Harry Asks ICE To Deport Him To Guantanamo Bay For Some Peace And Quiet
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Nation Asks If That Security Guy Can Please Just Follow Congress Around And Keep Them From Doing Anything Ever
U.S. — Americans are begging the now-famous security guard who stood up to screeching Democrats to please always follow Congress…