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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Because Hollywood Needed Another Tragic Reminder Of Its Mortality Crisis
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Because Hollywood Needed Another Tragic Reminder Of Its Mortality Crisis

FinnJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Daveigh Chase, the voice behind Lilo Pelekai in Disney’s Lilo & Stitch, has passed away at the age of 35.…

Local Church Under Fire For ‘Book Of Judges’ VBS Theme
Babylon Bee

Local Church Under Fire For ‘Book Of Judges’ VBS Theme

FinnJune 29, 2026

    MARBLE FALLS, TX — A local church found itself under fire this week after this year’s Vacation Bible School…

Kansas City Royals Somehow Find Way To Lose On Day When They Didn’t Play
Babylon Bee

Kansas City Royals Somehow Find Way To Lose On Day When They Didn’t Play

FinnJune 29, 2026

    KANSAS CITY, MO — In an achievement unprecedented in the history of Major League Baseball, the Kansas City Royals…

Yet Another Franchise Tease Because Originality Is Overrated
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Yet Another Franchise Tease Because Originality Is Overrated

FinnJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

The new Supergirl movie is based on the recent DC miniseries, Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow. Because, of course, it is.…

National Weather Service Announces Everyone Is Going To Die Tonight Or Absolutely Nothing Is Going To Happen, One Of The Two
Babylon Bee

National Weather Service Announces Everyone Is Going To Die Tonight Or Absolutely Nothing Is Going To Happen, One Of The Two

FinnJune 29, 2026

    SILVER SPRING, MD — The National Weather Service issued a weather alert on Monday announcing that tonight, everyone is…

White House Mocks Paltry Attendance At Democrats’ Great American State Fair
The Onion

White House Mocks Paltry Attendance At Democrats’ Great American State Fair

FinnJune 29, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Expressing delight at the complete humiliation of their political opponents, White House officials on Monday gleefully mocked the paltry…

7 Tips For Europeans To Stay Cool Without Air Conditioning
Babylon Bee

7 Tips For Europeans To Stay Cool Without Air Conditioning

FinnJune 29, 2026

    Europeans typically do without air conditioning, presumably because they are perpetually stuck in the Dark Ages and far more…

Woman Rules It’s Okay To Be Late
Babylon Bee

Woman Rules It’s Okay To Be Late

FinnJune 29, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — A woman judge has ruled that being late is “totally fine.”    Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated…

Another Classic Tale Ruined by Hollywood’s Desperation for New Content
Breaking, Movie News

Another Classic Tale Ruined by Hollywood’s Desperation for New Content

FinnJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Aaron Taylor-Johnson is set to terrify audiences in Robert Eggers’ new horror film, Werwulf. The trailer has been released, and…

Only 11 Hours From The Beach
The Onion

Only 11 Hours From The Beach

FinnJune 29, 2026

       With this practically coastal retreat, breathtaking ocean breezes and the soothing sound of waves are only a day-long car…

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