Alleged College Drug Kingpin Beginning To Wonder If Adopting Name ‘Pablo Pledgescobar’ May Have Been A Mistake
HAPPY VALLEY, PA — After being caught in a sting by the FBI, Penn State University drug kingpin Agostino…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Peacock Raises Subscription Price Because You Clearly Weren’t Paying Enough Already
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