SCOTUS Rules Invading Xenomorphs Who Hatch On Earth Are Officially Citizens Of Earth
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another surprising decision that divided public opinion, the United States Supreme Court ruled that…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Supreme Court Rules Any Baby Born At Olive Garden Is An Italian Citizen
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a narrow 5-4 decision, the United States Supreme Court ruled today that any baby born…
Oh Joy Another Movie About a Guy Who Turns into a Furry Little Dog Man to Terrorize Medieval Villages courtesy of that Super Original Guy Robert Eggers
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic and thrilling experience of your life? 😂 I mean, who…
In Most Exciting Moment In History Of WNBA, Woman Points At Other Woman
INDIANAPOLIS, IN – In the most thrilling moment in all of WNBA history, one woman pointed at another woman.…
Kash Patel Invites FBI Agents To Train With Professional Pickup Artists
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