Ilhan Omar Says She Didn’t Know She’d Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And Hidden From Their Father, Darth Vader
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an interview with MS NOW last night, Representative Ilhan Omar explained that she didn’t know…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Elizabeth Holmes
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Trump Aides Desperately Try To Explain Approval Rating Not Like Golf Score
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump proudly boasted of his 36% approval rating this week, prompting aides to pull him…
Pelicans Announce Upcoming ‘Basketball Night’
NEW ORLEANS—In an effort to boost attendance and reach new fans, the New Orleans Pelicans announced Tuesday an upcoming…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee
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Spin of the Day: Local leaders claimed readiness for floods, but first responders reported being unprepared. — 9% Mostly Reality
In Ruidoso, New Mexico, three fatalities occurred on July 8, 2025, due to severe flooding. While town leaders claimed they…
Clayface: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Face Full of Clay and Existential Terror
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎃️👻 Clayface is coming to a theater near you, and it’s a…
DC Reboots Another Classic Villain Because Originality is Overrated
The latest abomination to emerge from the depths of Hollywood’s desperation is a film adaptation of DC Comics’ Clayface, because…
Can You Name Each Of These Sacred Relics From 1990s Christianity?
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Neighborhood Children Woefully Unprepared For Local Man Who Chooses Trick Over Treat
NAPERVILLE, IL — Dozens of neighborhood trick-or-treaters were left completely unprepared Tuesday evening after local resident Burt Ostler unexpectedly…