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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Odysseus Finally Returns Home After 20 Years And Oh No! Penelope Is Out Of Baking Powder And Needs Him To Run Out Again Real Quick
Babylon Bee

Odysseus Finally Returns Home After 20 Years And Oh No! Penelope Is Out Of Baking Powder And Needs Him To Run Out Again Real Quick

FinnJuly 23, 2026

    ITHACA — Upon finally returning home after a desperate 20-year journey, Odysseus was informed by his wife Penelope that…

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Zendaya
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Zendaya

FinnJuly 23, 2026

       With her roles in the current and upcoming blockbusters The Odyssey, Spider-Man: Brand New Day, and Dune: Part Three,…

Study: Majority Of Americans Would Benefit From Decreased Phone Use During Sex
The Onion

Study: Majority Of Americans Would Benefit From Decreased Phone Use During Sex

FinnJuly 23, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Shedding light on the negative effects of excessive screen time, a new study from Georgetown University published Thursday found…

United Methodist Church Announces Ban On Heterosexual Clergy
Babylon Bee

United Methodist Church Announces Ban On Heterosexual Clergy

FinnJuly 22, 2026

    U.S. — Finally making public a long-anticipated change to the denomination’s policy regarding qualifications for members of its pastorate,…

9 Things Women Are Better At Than Men
Babylon Bee

9 Things Women Are Better At Than Men

FinnJuly 22, 2026

    There’s no denying the natural order of things — there are some things women are just plain better at…

Life Hack: Instead Of Buying Guinness, Try Putting A Loaf Of Bread Into A Blender And Drinking It
Babylon Bee

Life Hack: Instead Of Buying Guinness, Try Putting A Loaf Of Bread Into A Blender And Drinking It

FinnJuly 22, 2026

    Feel Irish from the comfort of your own home with this simple trick!    Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…

Smithsonian Director Says She Is Completely Unaware Of Any ‘Kill Whitey’ Tattoo On Her Forehead
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Smithsonian Director Says She Is Completely Unaware Of Any ‘Kill Whitey’ Tattoo On Her Forehead

FinnJuly 22, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As congressional hearings looking into “wokeness” in federal institutions took place on Capitol Hill, a Smithsonian…

More Remakes and Sequels to Binge on Streaming This Weekend Apparently
Breaking, Movie News

More Remakes and Sequels to Binge on Streaming This Weekend Apparently

FinnJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

The weekend is upon us, and you know what that means – a slew of new movies to stream from…

More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently
Breaking, Movie News

More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently

FinnJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Ah, August. The month where Hollywood used to dump all its unwanted trash, hoping to avoid the shame of releasing…

New Jersey Blames ‘Slight Software Glitch’ For Enrolling Entire Country Of Bolivia As Voters
Babylon Bee

New Jersey Blames ‘Slight Software Glitch’ For Enrolling Entire Country Of Bolivia As Voters

FinnJuly 22, 2026

    TRENTON, NJ — Concerns about election integrity in the United States were once again brought to the public’s attention,…

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