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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Tarantino Finds New Way to Rehash Old Ideas with Sacha Baron Cohen
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Tarantino Finds New Way to Rehash Old Ideas with Sacha Baron Cohen

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

In a move that’s either genius or a cry for help, Quentin Tarantino and Sacha Baron Cohen are joining forces…

Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing
Breaking, Movie News

Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The Transformers: The Movie is back in theaters, because of course it is. The 40th anniversary of the film’s release…

Spin Of The Day

Spin of the Day: How the Dominican Baseball Factory Traps Young Players and Their Families With False Promises — 7% Mostly Reality

FinnSeptember 10, 2026

SPIN OF THE DAY 🎰 Spin the Fake verdict: 7% — Mostly Reality Dr. Milton Truthwell says:Ah, behold the curious…

Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed
The Onion

Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed

FinnSeptember 10, 2026

       The post Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed appeared first on The…

Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time
Breaking, Movie News

Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The Muppets are once again being left in the lurch by Disney, as it’s been announced that there are no…

Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996
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Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Sandra Bullock is not only one of the most dependable movie stars of her generation, but she’s also an internet…

Bombshell Report Reveals Netanyahu Had Advanced Warning Of Oct. 7 Attacks
The Onion

Bombshell Report Reveals Netanyahu Had Advanced Warning Of Oct. 7 Attacks

FinnSeptember 10, 2026

       An explosive report revealed that the United Arab Emirates warned Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu about an imminent attack…

A.I. Assures Everyone It Won’t Exterminate Humanity As It Will Still Need Batteries
Babylon Bee

A.I. Assures Everyone It Won’t Exterminate Humanity As It Will Still Need Batteries

FinnSeptember 10, 2026

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Amid growing concerns over the existential threat of artificial intelligence, an AI-powered robot issued a…

Stars Share Their Favorite Fall Fashion Secrets
The Onion

Stars Share Their Favorite Fall Fashion Secrets

FinnSeptember 10, 2026

       Stars Share Their Favorite Fall Fashion Secrets As the weather cools down, millions of Americans are adjusting their wardrobes…

9 Ways ‘The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time’ Points Us To Christ
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9 Ways ‘The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time’ Points Us To Christ

FinnSeptember 10, 2026

    It’s no secret that ever since its inception, The Legend of Zelda franchise has been Christ-coded, with its Christian…

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