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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Oh Joy Another Movie with Kenneth Branagh Being Kenneth Branagh and Some Other People Youve Never Heard Of
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Oh Joy Another Movie with Kenneth Branagh Being Kenneth Branagh and Some Other People Youve Never Heard Of

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

We’ve got a real tear-jerker for you, folks! 🎥👀 The new movie “Atonement” is coming out, and it’s all about…

Oh Joy Another Cold War Thriller to Make You Feel Like You’re Stuck in a Time Loop of Spy Movies
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Oh Joy Another Cold War Thriller to Make You Feel Like You’re Stuck in a Time Loop of Spy Movies

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The most epic and thrilling movie of the century is finally here, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am…

TIFF 2026 Review: Hope – “because who needs a decent plot when the cinematography is on point and the fancy camera angles will distract you from the crushing existential dread”
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TIFF 2026 Review: Hope – “because who needs a decent plot when the cinematography is on point and the fancy camera angles will distract you from the crushing existential dread”

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The movie “Hope” is like a wild rollercoaster ride of…

Democracy Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
The Onion

Democracy Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

FinnSeptember 9, 2026

       The post Democracy Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…

‘Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That’s Interesting,’ Says Jesus
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‘Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That’s Interesting,’ Says Jesus

FinnSeptember 9, 2026

    PALO ALTO, CA — As tech giants continue to bicker back and forth about the dangers of A.I. becoming…

‘Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That’s Interesting,’ Says Jesus
Babylon Bee

‘Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That’s Interesting,’ Says Jesus

FinnSeptember 9, 2026

    PALO ALTO, CA — As tech giants continue to bicker back and forth about the dangers of A.I. becoming…

Juror Accused Of Getting Hung Up On Fact That Defendant Committed Crime
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Juror Accused Of Getting Hung Up On Fact That Defendant Committed Crime

FinnSeptember 9, 2026

    PLYMOUTH, MA — In the wake of Lindsay Clancy’s murder case ending in a mistrial, several jurors have publicly…

‘Heated Rivalry’ Producers Tease Season 2 Arc In Which Ilya Diagnosed With Depression Only Blow Jobs Can Cure  
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‘Heated Rivalry’ Producers Tease Season 2 Arc In Which Ilya Diagnosed With Depression Only Blow Jobs Can Cure  

FinnSeptember 9, 2026

       TORONTO—Sharing new details about what fans could expect next from the hit series, Heated Rivalry producers teased Wednesday that…

Friend Who Completely Forgot About Fantasy Draft Projected To Win Handily
Babylon Bee

Friend Who Completely Forgot About Fantasy Draft Projected To Win Handily

FinnSeptember 9, 2026

    GRAIN VALLEY, MO — The 2026 NFL season is kicking off this week, and as millions of fans set…

More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
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More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

New movies are flooding streaming services this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we’ve already reached peak…

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