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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Another DC Reboot No One Asked For Gets Meticulously Overanalyzed Already
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Another DC Reboot No One Asked For Gets Meticulously Overanalyzed Already

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

The people behind the new HBO Max series Lanterns are clearly trying to make it accessible to a broad audience,…

Another Beloved IP Gets Mercilessly Squeezed for Content
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Another Beloved IP Gets Mercilessly Squeezed for Content

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

The Backrooms franchise refuses to be contained, much like the ever-expanding universe of reboots and sequels that we’ve all grown…

Because You Clearly Need More Disney Content to Binge in September 2026
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Because You Clearly Need More Disney Content to Binge in September 2026

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu is finally coming to Disney+ on September 2, because what’s a few more months of waiting…

Matt Walsh Asks People To Stop Taking His Words In Context
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Matt Walsh Asks People To Stop Taking His Words In Context

FinnAugust 18, 2026

    NASHVILLE, TN — After a string of controversial posts went viral online, commentator Matt Walsh took to social media…

Because We Needed Another Fast And Furious Movie Apparently
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Because We Needed Another Fast And Furious Movie Apparently

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

It’s finally happening: the eleventh and supposedly final installment of the Fast & Furious franchise, Fast Forever, is gearing up…

More Sequels and Reboots to Drain Your Soul This Fall
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More Sequels and Reboots to Drain Your Soul This Fall

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

As the summer movie season comes to a close, with its typical array of blockbuster hits and misses, the film…

Embarrassing Moment As Mike Johnson And Nancy Mace Realize They Got Matching Tattoos
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Embarrassing Moment As Mike Johnson And Nancy Mace Realize They Got Matching Tattoos

FinnAugust 18, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Republican Party was hit with an awkward incident on Tuesday after Rep. Nancy Mace and…

Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa
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Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa

FinnAugust 18, 2026

       ST. LOUIS—Tearfully admitting that the lifelong problem had finally reached a breaking point, local man Darren Moore told reporters…

DFW Airport Installs New ‘Hijackers Only’ Screening Line
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DFW Airport Installs New ‘Hijackers Only’ Screening Line

FinnAugust 18, 2026

    DALLAS, TX — Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport announced the installation of a new “Hijackers Only” TSA screening line to…

Gregorian Monk Releases BANGER New Chant
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Gregorian Monk Releases BANGER New Chant

FinnAugust 18, 2026

    SOLESMES — Local monk Brother Anselm of the Abbey of Saint Pierre de Solesmes reportedly dropped what music critics…

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