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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
AOC Tidies Up In Case Federal Agents Stop By For Raid
The Onion

AOC Tidies Up In Case Federal Agents Stop By For Raid

FinnOctober 20, 2026

       NEW YORK—Frantically fluffing pillows and folding blankets in preparation for unannounced visitors, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was spotted tidying up…

French Shop Owners Hang Hams Over Doorposts So Rioters Will Pass Them By
Babylon Bee

French Shop Owners Hang Hams Over Doorposts So Rioters Will Pass Them By

FinnOctober 20, 2026

    FRANCE — French shop owners across the nation have begun hanging hams over their doorposts so the hordes of…

Because What Horror Needed Was Another Generic Slayground Trailer Released
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Because What Horror Needed Was Another Generic Slayground Trailer Released

FinnOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Jeremy Saulnier, one of the most underappreciated genre directors working today, is back with a new film that promises to…

CDC Confident This Year’s Flu Shot Highly Effective Against Last Year’s Flu
Babylon Bee

CDC Confident This Year’s Flu Shot Highly Effective Against Last Year’s Flu

FinnOctober 20, 2026

    ATLANTA — Officials at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced today that they are confident this year’s…

‘Whalefall’ Writer Reveals Story Inspired By Time He Ate A Scuba Diver
The Onion

‘Whalefall’ Writer Reveals Story Inspired By Time He Ate A Scuba Diver

FinnOctober 20, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Noting that one’s own life often provided the best material, Whalefall novelist and screenwriter Daniel Kraus revealed Tuesday…

Spin of the Day: Ken Paxton’s potential Senate win may boost federal anti-abortion initiatives. — 7% Mostly Reality
Spin Of The Day

Spin of the Day: Ken Paxton’s potential Senate win may boost federal anti-abortion initiatives. — 7% Mostly Reality

FinnOctober 19, 2026

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton's potential victory in his Senate bid could significantly influence federal anti-abortion efforts, according to his…

900 Injured At Peaceful Chicago ‘No Kings’ Rally
Babylon Bee

900 Injured At Peaceful Chicago ‘No Kings’ Rally

FinnOctober 19, 2026

    CHICAGO, IL — Just 900 people were injured during the latest “No Kings” protest — a record low for…

RFK Jr. Prepares To Delight Trick-Or-Treaters With Mason Jars Of Beef Tallow
Babylon Bee

RFK Jr. Prepares To Delight Trick-Or-Treaters With Mason Jars Of Beef Tallow

FinnOctober 19, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and his wife Cheryl…

Trump Boasts Tariffs A Huge Success At Making Things Expensive
The Onion

Trump Boasts Tariffs A Huge Success At Making Things Expensive

FinnOctober 19, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Touting the enormous impact his trade policy has had on the economy, President Donald Trump boasted in a speech…

French Protesters Demand More Socialism To Fix Problems Caused By Socialism
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French Protesters Demand More Socialism To Fix Problems Caused By Socialism

FinnOctober 19, 2026

    PARIS — Angry over the deep societal rot caused by socialist policies, millions of French people took to the…

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