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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Breaking News: Ginny Weasley Actress Gets Replaced Because Lets Be Real She Wasnt Bringing the Magic Anyway
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Breaking News: Ginny Weasley Actress Gets Replaced Because Lets Be Real She Wasnt Bringing the Magic Anyway

FinnMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

The HP fandom is FREAKING OUT right now 🚨🧙‍♀️! Gracie Cochrane, the young actress who was supposed to play Ginny…

Babylon Bee

White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran

FinnMay 19, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the nation facing its highest gas prices in years, the Trump administration assured Americans that…

Cannes Jury Sneaks Off To Watch ‘Mortal Kombat II’ 
The Onion

Cannes Jury Sneaks Off To Watch ‘Mortal Kombat II’ 

FinnMay 19, 2026

       CANNES, FRANCE—Glancing over their shoulders to make sure no one was watching them leave, the Cannes Film Festival jury…

Sweaty Ass Print On Rowing Machine Already Fading Like All Of Our Earthly Works
The Onion

Sweaty Ass Print On Rowing Machine Already Fading Like All Of Our Earthly Works

FinnMay 19, 2026

       FORT WAYNE, IN—In a potent reminder of the inescapably transitory nature of all that is or ever will be,…

BTS Fans Warned Flash Photography Will Trigger J-Hope’s Assassination Protocol
The Onion

BTS Fans Warned Flash Photography Will Trigger J-Hope’s Assassination Protocol

FinnMay 19, 2026

       STANFORD, CA—Issuing a stern reminder to all concert attendees, event security staff warned BTS fans Tuesday evening that flash…

Dad Rocks Back And Forth To Gain Enough Momentum To Sit Up From Chair
The Onion

Dad Rocks Back And Forth To Gain Enough Momentum To Sit Up From Chair

FinnMay 18, 2026

       HENDERSON, NV—In an effort to rise to his feet from the seated position, local dad Robert Palacios was reportedly…

Babylon Bee

Wife Can’t Wait To Get Out There And Be Horrible At Gardening Again

FinnMay 18, 2026

    BOISE, ID — With spring in full swing, one local woman expressed excitement at the chance to finally get…

Babylon Bee

8 Scary Facts About Data Centers

FinnMay 18, 2026

    AI uses a lot of power, and it needs massive data centers to support it. That’s why, despite data…

Babylon Bee

MLB Introduces 10-Run Mercy Rule For Boston Red Sox

FinnMay 18, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — To keep games from getting out of hand, Major League Baseball announced that it would be…

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have
The Onion

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have

FinnMay 18, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Declaring the financial allocation a matter of utmost urgency, President Donald Trump on Monday requested $1.2 trillion to have.…

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