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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Marvel Zombies Season 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Brain Eating Superheroes in Your Life Yet
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Marvel Zombies Season 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Brain Eating Superheroes in Your Life Yet

FinnApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

The superpowered undead are back, because you clearly didn’t have enough zombie-filled nightmares 🧠💀. Disney+’s Marvel Zombies is officially rising…

Babylon Bee

Next-Door Neighbor Either Doing Very Well Financially Or In Massive Amounts Of Debt

FinnApril 6, 2026

    SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local man Tony Flanders noted that, by the looks of it, his next-door neighbor…

We Sacrificed Our Taste Buds to the Dark Lord of Overhyped Candy and Checked Out Those Ridiculously Overpriced Harry Potter Butterbeer Peeps
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We Sacrificed Our Taste Buds to the Dark Lord of Overhyped Candy and Checked Out Those Ridiculously Overpriced Harry Potter Butterbeer Peeps

FinnApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat today! I’m about to review the most epic, the most legendary,…

Critics Outraged By Flippant School Shooting Plotline In ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’
The Onion

Critics Outraged By Flippant School Shooting Plotline In ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’

FinnApril 6, 2026

       NEW YORK—Describing the new film’s narrative choices as recklessly exploitative given the current climate, critics blasted The Super Mario…

Babylon Bee

France Questions How Rescue Mission Considered A Success When No One Surrendered To The Nazis

FinnApril 6, 2026

    PARIS — On Monday, French officials questioned how the United States could classify the airman rescue mission a success…

Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum
The Onion

Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum

FinnApril 6, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Threatening to continue issuing threats if the Islamic Republic did not quickly agree to his demands, President Donald Trump…

Babylon Bee

Baseball Traditionalists Long For Good Ol’ Days Of Games Being Decided By Horrifically Bad Calls

FinnApril 6, 2026

    U.S. — The installation of the Automated Ball-Strike System in Major League Baseball has left traditionalists longing for the…

Babylon Bee

Downed F-15 Pilot Asks Rescuers If They Can Go Back For His AirPods Real Quick

FinnApril 6, 2026

    KOHGILUYEH — A thankful F-15 weapons systems officer reportedly asked his rescuers if he could go back to the…

Social Media Users Sour On Democracy
The Onion

Social Media Users Sour On Democracy

FinnApril 6, 2026

       A Gallup survey found that heavy social media users are less likely to think democracy is the best form…

Babylon Bee

Critics Blast ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ For Its Flimsy Plotting And Not Making Yoshi Bisexual

FinnApril 6, 2026

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — Though The Super Mario Galaxy Movie may be doing well at the box office, critics blasted…

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