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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice – The Epic Sci-Fi Action Comedy Where Everyone’s Name Is Mike Or Nick Or Alice But No One Can Remember Who’s Who
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Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice – The Epic Sci-Fi Action Comedy Where Everyone’s Name Is Mike Or Nick Or Alice But No One Can Remember Who’s Who

FinnMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Hold onto your fedoras, because this plot is more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado! Let’s talk about Mike…

A ‘Game of Thrones’ Movie Is in the Works — Because Clearly, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Yet
Oh, look, it's Hollywood's favorite cash cow trotting out yet another way to print money! 🐄💰
Breaking, Movie News

A ‘Game of Thrones’ Movie Is in the Works — Because Clearly, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Yet

FinnMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Just when you thought HBO had milked every last drop of dragon drama from George R.R. Martin’s increasingly mythical “almost…

Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’
The Onion

Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’

FinnMarch 3, 2026

       BOSTON—Amid continued speculation about when the injured Celtics star might return to action, head coach Joe Mazzulla told reporters…

Babylon Bee

Biden Asks Why Trump Didn’t Just Bomb Ayatollah In the Leg

FinnMarch 3, 2026

    DOVER, DE — In the wake of the highly successful decapitation of Iran’s tyrannical dictatorship, former American president Joe…

Zootopia 2 Finally Reveals When It’s Taking Over Your Streaming Queue — Because Your Life Wasn’t Already Chaotic Enough
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Zootopia 2 Finally Reveals When It’s Taking Over Your Streaming Queue — Because Your Life Wasn’t Already Chaotic Enough

FinnMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again. Another animated flick that made more money than most countries’ GDPs. But hey, who…

I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent.
The Onion

I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent.

FinnMarch 3, 2026

       Hi, friends! Today, I’d like to talk to the grown-ups. I know it’s not easy raising children. Looking after…

Price Of Teeth Rises
The Onion

Price Of Teeth Rises

FinnMarch 2, 2026

       According to Delta Dental’s new Original Tooth Fairy Poll, the average amount of money left under a pillow for…

Babylon Bee

‘Soon…,’ Whispers Dad To Dormant Lawnmower In Garage

FinnMarch 2, 2026

    LEE’S SUMMIT, MO — The dreams of spring were in the air during last weekend, as one local suburban…

Babylon Bee

Here’s How Major News Outlets Are Reporting The Death Of The Ayatollah

FinnMarch 2, 2026

    Fox News: Trump Strikes Iran In ‘Perfectly Executed’ Military Operation   Fox News: Trump Strikes Iran In ‘Perfectly Executed’ Military…

Jim Carrey’s Cesar Awards Debacle: The Real Story or Just Another Carrey Catastrophe?
Oh no, not again! Hollyweird is back at it with the ol' "Is that really Jim Carrey or just some Hollywood voodoo?" saga! 😱
Breaking, Movie News

Jim Carrey’s Cesar Awards Debacle: The Real Story or Just Another Carrey Catastrophe?

FinnMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

So, apparently, people lost their collective minds when Jim Carrey showed up at the César Awards looking, well, slightly less…

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