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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Death Threat Proves How Much Ex Really Cares
The Onion

Death Threat Proves How Much Ex Really Cares

FinnFebruary 26, 2026

       CHANDLER, AZ—Noting that he had shown a lot of vulnerability by communicating his true feelings so explicitly, sources confirmed Thursday…

The Last Temptation of Becky: Lulu Wilson, Neil Patrick Harris, and Kate Siegel Finally Wrap Up Their Wild Ride
Breaking News: Becky's Back, and This Time She's Hunting Nazis (Again)
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The Last Temptation of Becky: Lulu Wilson, Neil Patrick Harris, and Kate Siegel Finally Wrap Up Their Wild Ride

FinnFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Oh great, just what the world needs—another installment in the *Becky* franchise. Because apparently, we haven’t had enough of a…

Mortal Kombat II Trailer: Old-School Brawlers Return to Kick Butt (Again) – Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Nostalgia Beatdown?
Breaking, Movie News

Mortal Kombat II Trailer: Old-School Brawlers Return to Kick Butt (Again) – Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Nostalgia Beatdown?

FinnFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Attention, gamers and gore enthusiasts! It’s been five whole years since the last Mortal Kombat movie graced our screens with…

Babylon Bee

8 Most Horribly Divisive Statements From Trump’s State Of The Union

FinnFebruary 25, 2026

    With last night’s polarizing State of the Union, President Trump continued fracturing the country with pointed rhetoric designed only…

Babylon Bee

Trump Forced To Deploy ICE During State Of The Union To Pepper Spray Unruly Democrats

FinnFebruary 25, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a historic first, a sitting U.S. president was forced to subdue members of Congress with…

Grandson Of Reese’s Cup Inventor Blasts Hershey’s Recipe Change
The Onion

Grandson Of Reese’s Cup Inventor Blasts Hershey’s Recipe Change

FinnFebruary 25, 2026

       Brad Reese, the grandson of the man who invented the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, is publicly criticizing The Hershey…

Babylon Bee

Devastating: Black New Yorkers Unable To Shovel Driveways As None Of Them Have ID

FinnFebruary 25, 2026

    NEW YORK CITY — With winter storms pounding the Northeast, black New Yorkers were sadly left unable to shovel…

‘Michael’ Director Reveals Biopic Will Fully Confront Allegations Against Kevin Spacey
The Onion

‘Michael’ Director Reveals Biopic Will Fully Confront Allegations Against Kevin Spacey

FinnFebruary 25, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Responding to concerns that his upcoming Michael Jackson biopic would downplay accusations of sexual abuse involving the late…

Local Dad Really Banking On Sports To Instill Core Values In Children
The Onion

Local Dad Really Banking On Sports To Instill Core Values In Children

FinnFebruary 25, 2026

       WAUKESHA, WI—Saying his approach to parenting was “hands-off” as far as imparting fundamental life lessons was concerned, local dad…

Babylon Bee

Trump Reveals Plan To Secure Third Term By Speaking For 7 Straight Years

FinnFebruary 25, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has unveiled his clever plan to secure a third term by simply continuing his…

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