U.S. Economy Refuses to Die, World Annoyed
Oh, the economy is such a disaster, isn’t it? According to CNN, those socialist commies are whining that people “hate…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Amazon Prime Settlement: Free Money or Fool’s Gold
Another day, another leftist witch hunt! Now the FTC, probably staffed with radical socialists, is going after Amazon. They claim…
‘We’re Totally Not Panicking’: Feds Prepare For Their Paid Vacay (oops, Shutdown) And Maybe Getting Fired | CNN Politics
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re peddling fear about a possible government shutdown, claiming federal employees are…
Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet
Oh, great, another bleeding-heart story from CNN about some woke wunderkind! Jacob Shaul, this little genius, is teaching seniors about…
Snipers: Finally, a Bipartisan Solution We Can All Agree On, Experts Claim | CNN
The liberal media is at it again, folks! Now they’re trying to scare you with tales of “undetectable snipers” and…
Exclusive: ICE Just Gave the Des Moines Superintendent an All-Expenses-Paid Vacation (Destination: Detention)
Another day, another illegal alien running a school system, thanks to the radical left! Ian Roberts, the superintendent of Des…
Kamala Harris pretends to be outraged by the indictment of James Comey, bless her heart
Looks like Crooked Kamala is still whining about losing to the great President Trump! She’s out there pushing her new…
ICE! GRAB THAT GUACAMOLE! (And Maybe a Guy)
Folks, you won’t BELIEVE the latest Deep State theatrics! CNN, (aka the Communist News Network) is clutching their pearls because…
Government’s Taking a Nap: What to Do When Uncle Sam Snoozes
Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum threatening to shut down the government! It’s always the same song and dance with…
Starbucks Shuttering Hundreds of Locations, Is It Because of My Complex Latte Order?
Another day, another socialist enterprise bites the dust! Starbucks, that bastion of overpriced, woke-flavored coffee, is closing stores. Serves them…