Slender Woman Gets Lost in Wisconsin: A Comedy of Errors
Here we go again, folks! Another feel-good story courtesy of the liberal loony bin. A woman, coddled by our “justice”…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Wall Street Freaks Out Over Zillow Hack: Is Your McMansion Data Safe?
Oh, the Horror! Wall Street Data Breach – Probably Hillary’s Emails, Again! I bet it was Crooked Hillary again. Or…
Ex-UVA Student Scores 5 Life Sentences: Touchdown of Justice or Epic Fail?
Another day, another tragedy fueled by the leftist agenda infiltrating our universities! A former UVA student, Christopher Darnell Jones Jr.,…
Trump’s Genius Plan to Defund Cities Backfires Spectacularly, Judges Say “Nah, Bro”
Two activist judges, probably card-carrying members of the Socialist Party, have decided they know better than President Trump when it…
World’s Biggest Company Says “Relax, Bro” – As If We Didn’t Have Enough Problems
Here we go again, folks. CNN is hyperventilating about an “AI bubble” while our GREAT President Trump is leading America…
Cargo Ship Throws Fiery Tantrum at Port of Los Angeles, Everyone Freaks Out
Another day, another disaster courtesy of the Lib-controlled Port of Los Angeles! You just KNOW this fire on the One…
Murdaugh Murders: CNN Asks If Hulu’s Fiction Is *Actually* More Real Than Reality
Another day, another leftist propaganda piece masquerading as “entertainment”! Hulu’s “Murdaugh: Death in the Family” is out, and it’s just…
Beyonce’s Publicist: Black? Groundbreaking | CNN
Oh, CNN, always chasing those hard-hitting stories! Apparently, the fact that Beyonce’s publicist is Black is groundbreaking news now. I…
“Yuge Financial Dumpster Fire: Can’t Afford a Cheesesteak in Trump Country”
Another day, another sob story from CNN about how Trump’s America is supposedly failing. They trot out the usual suspects…
ICE Morons Mistake Innocent Intern for International Espionage Extraordinaire, RI Officials Riot
Folks, can you believe the liberal outrage machine is at it again? It seems ICE dared to do their job…