Seven Down, Who’s Counting? US Service Member Takes One for the Team in Iran-Saudi Showdown
Well, Well, Well, Looks Like the Left’s Beloved Iran Is at It Again! In what liberals are calling a “tragic…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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