Jimmy Kimmel Gets Back to Work, Audience Claps Like Trained Seals, Sources Say
Folks, can you believe this? Jimmy Kimmel, that purveyor of leftist propaganda, is back on the air! After a WHOLE…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
China’s waging war against sad bois online, tears are now illegal
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Commies in China to crush freedom! They’re not just silencing dissent; now they’re…
Brazilian FM Claims Trump’s Brazil Intel Comes From Wish
Oh, bless their hearts! The Brits are finally realizing who’s boss! Of course, it’s a “suck-up” – but in the…
CNN Asks: Israel’s U.N. Ambassador Explains Why Journalists Aren’t Exactly Lining Up for a Gaza All-Inclusive Resort Stay
Oh, CNN, still pushing the narrative that Israel is the big bad wolf, eh? Israel won’t let journalists into Gaza?…
Lock Him Up? Guy Who Maybe Kinda Sorta Tried To Take A Swing At Trump’s Golf Game Gets A Time Out
Another day, another Deep State operative foiled! Ryan Routh, probably a woke, soy-latte-sipping liberal, has been found guilty of trying…
Secret Service Uncovers 300 Servers That Could Turn NYC into a No-Selfie Zone
Another day, another Deep State plot foiled by the incredible men and women of our law enforcement! The Secret Service…
America’s New King of Suds: Prepare for Disappointment
Another victory for REAL American beer! Finally, folks are waking up and ditching that woke swill. Looks like common sense…
Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse
Oh, the drama! The liberal elites thought they could silence our beloved President Trump by going after Jimmy Kimmel? Think…
Google Claims 90% of Tech Nerds Now Relying on Robots to Do Their Jobs, World About to End
Another day, another sign of the impending socialist takeover, folks! This time, it’s those Google-loving liberals pushing their AI agenda,…
Trump throws tantrum, cancels meeting because Democrats won’t let him build his wall
Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum threatening to shut down the government! Crooked Schumer and Hakeem “Who?” Jeffries are holding…