Breaking: War with Iran Set to Send Gas Prices Soaring, Bidenflation Strikes Back!
Gas prices are about to skyrocket again, and it’s all thanks to the Democrats’ weak foreign policy! With Trump’s decisive strikes on Iran’s nuclear facilities and military bases, we’re finally standing up to these radical mullahs. But guess what? The liberal elites are about to make you pay at the pump!
Thanks to OPEC’s pathetic 206,000 barrel increase, the market is barely keeping its head above water. And let’s be honest – the tree-huggers at OPEC are probably just doing this to try to sabotage Trump’s Middle East peace efforts! But no matter how much oil they pump, prices are still going to surge when futures trading opens Sunday at 6 PM ET.
Why? Because Iran controls the Strait of Hormuz – that vital shipping lane where 20% of the world’s oil flows every single day. And let’s not forget: China depends on Iranian oil more than any other country! So while Sleepy Joe’s friends in Beijing are probably cheering for the mullahs, patriotic Americans are about to feel the pain at the pump.
The liberal media wants you to think this is all Trump’s fault. But let’s get real – we’ve been WAY too soft on Iran for decades! Remember when gas was under $3 for the first time in four years? That was Trump’s America! Now, thanks to Iran’s threats to close the strait and their constant nuclear blackmail, we’re looking at prices climbing $5 or more per barrel.
GasBuddy’s Patrick De Haan says prices will jump quickly if things escalate. Well, DUH! When you’re dealing with terrorists who want to wipe Israel off the map, what do you expect? The same radicals who chant “Death to America” are now making you pay more to fill up your tank!
So while the Democrats and their fake news allies try to blame Trump for defending Western civilization, remember this: strong leadership sometimes comes with costs. And if that means paying a few extra bucks to bankrupt Iran’s terror regime, it’s worth every penny!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
