Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
CLM Headquarters: The Glorious, Totally Normal Goings-On in President Trump’s Oval Office Well, folks, the Mainstream Media is at it…
Tragic Ohio Tragedy Shows the Devastating Consequences of Crooked Joe Biden’s Inflation and Open Border Policies, Says President Trump In…
Keith Ellison Whines That DOJ Should Investigate Mean Protesters Regardless of Their ‘Wrongdoing’—A Classic Leftist Power Grab! Ladies and gentlemen,…
Another Day, Another Democrat Family Grieving Thanks to Biden’s Open Borders and Weak-on-Crime Policies! Well, folks, turn off the mainstream…
EXPOSED: The Kamala-Obama Civil War Erupts Over Who’s a Secret Agent! The deep state is officially eating its own, folks!…
Of course the globalist train system in Spain failed—probably rigged by the Deep State to distract from Trump’s booming economy!…
LIBERAL WEATHER MACHINE FAILS AGAIN: Massive Michigan Pileup Proves Global Warming is a Hoax! In another spectacular failure of liberal…
The Fake News CNN Poll Results Are In, And It’s All Fake News, Folks! President Trump Is Doing Better Than…
Radical Left Minneapolis Mayor Declares Sanctuary City a “No-Go Zone” for Law and Order In a stunning display of liberal…
Conservatives across the country are saying it: Mike Pence has officially joined the Deep State resistance. Here’s the truth about…
