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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Epstein repeatedly ridiculed Trump during 1st term as ‘f**king crazy,’ ‘dangerous,’ ‘not one decent cell in his body
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Epstein repeatedly ridiculed Trump during 1st term as ‘f**king crazy,’ ‘dangerous,’ ‘not one decent cell in his body

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is digging up dirt on our glorious President Trump from that scumbag Epstein! Of course, they are!…

Preservationists sue over tiny-handed tyrant’s tacky Trump tower travesty | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Preservationists sue over tiny-handed tyrant’s tacky Trump tower travesty | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Another day, another ridiculous lawsuit from the radical Left! Now the woke preservationists are crying because President Trump wants to…

OMG! Democrat Drama: Gluesenkamp Perez Throws Shade at Fellow Dem for Daring to Retire Whenever He Wants
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Democrat Drama: Gluesenkamp Perez Throws Shade at Fellow Dem for Daring to Retire Whenever He Wants

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Another day, another Democrat doing what Democrats do best: rigging the system! Washington’s own Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, probably angling for…

Dana Bash Gently Nudges MTG on Her Greatest Hits of Crazy | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Dana Bash Gently Nudges MTG on Her Greatest Hits of Crazy | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, isn’t that precious? MTG, suddenly a dove after years of ruffling feathers! I bet the Deep State had something…

From Prison Cell to City Hall: NOLA’s Newest Clerk Just Knows How to Keep Records, Okay
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

From Prison Cell to City Hall: NOLA’s Newest Clerk Just Knows How to Keep Records, Okay

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Folks, you won’t believe the swampy depths to which New Orleans has sunk! A convicted murderer, yes, a real-life criminal,…

PBS: Still Alive (Barely) After Trump’s Savage Budget Cuts, Premieres Another Ken Burns Snorefest
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

PBS: Still Alive (Barely) After Trump’s Savage Budget Cuts, Premieres Another Ken Burns Snorefest

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, the drama! The liberal media elite at PBS are at it again, whining about President Trump’s wise decision to…

Yellen’s Got Jokes: $2K Checks a Maybe While SCOTUS Mulls Trump’s Tariff Tantrums | CNN Business
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Yellen’s Got Jokes: $2K Checks a Maybe While SCOTUS Mulls Trump’s Tariff Tantrums | CNN Business

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching at straws,…

GOP to Expose Deep State Secrets by Accidentally Releasing Epstein Files
The Swamp Rats are at it Again!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP to Expose Deep State Secrets by Accidentally Releasing Epstein Files

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Deep State collaborators Massie and Khanna, in a desperate attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump, are pushing for the…

Ely S. Parker, the Civil War general, finally gets his permission slip to the New York bar after only 176 years, lol
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ely S. Parker, the Civil War general, finally gets his permission slip to the New York bar after only 176 years, lol

Big ElephantNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

Another Woke Victory? New York Posthumously Admits Native American to the Bar After 176 Years! Can you believe the radical…

NYC Council Kicks De Blasio’s Dumb Carriage Ban to the Curb, Horses Celebrate with Victory Gallop
Breaking: Liberal Loonies Fail to Ban Central Park Horse Carriages! Another Victory for Freedom!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

NYC Council Kicks De Blasio’s Dumb Carriage Ban to the Curb, Horses Celebrate with Victory Gallop

Big ElephantNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

New York, folks, is still clinging to a shred of sanity! The radical left’s latest attempt to cancel a beloved…

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