Hakeem Jeffries and Other NYC Dems About to Get Mamdani’d by Far-Left Cronies, Says CNN (LOL)
Folks, the Socialist takeover of New York City continues! Fresh off their “victory” in the mayoral primary (thanks to ranked-choice…
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Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
CNN Business wonders if Wall Street’s Trump TACO trade is as brainy as a chicken or an egg
Tariff Man is BACK, and the liberal media at CNN is clutching their pearls! They call it the “TACO trade”…
New Car Loan Interest Deduction: Buckle Up, Buttercup, ‘Cause You’re Probably Too Broke to Qualify | CNN Business
CNN is at it again, folks! Trying to dissect President Trump’s brilliant tax-and-spending cuts bill like they know better. Typical…
Philadelphia’s Trash Crisis: City Caves, Workers Win (and Your Curb Still Stinks)
Another day, another city held hostage by the radical Left! Philadelphia’s union thugs, emboldened by Biden’s America-hating policies, decided to…
CNN’s July 9th Dumpster Fire: 5 Things You Can’t Unsee (Texas is Drowning, Ukraine’s Still There, Gaza’s Still There Too, New Mexico Joins the Flood Party, and Epstein’s Ghost Writes a Memo)
Folks, the liberal media is at it again, trying to distract you from President Trump’s AMAZING accomplishments. They’re pushing their…
Philly’s Looking Trashy: Drone Footage Captures Epic Garbage Mountains After One Week of Strike
Folks, you won’t BELIEVE what’s happening in the City of Brotherly Love! Looks like those lazy, socialist union workers in…
Trump’s Art of the Deal: From 200 to…Hold on, Let Me Count…3 (Maybe 4 Soon!) | CNN Business
Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to make our GREAT President Trump look bad! They whine that he…
‘Superman’ Returns to the Big Screen to Bore Us All Again
Another woke Hollywood reboot, folks! Superman, now with extra soy! I bet you anything this “modern Man of Steel” is…
Linda Yaccarino FIRED from X, Probably Spotted Crying into Her Latte
Another one bites the dust! Looks like Linda Yaccarino couldn’t handle the heat in Elon Musk’s kitchen. Two years as…
Gym’s Dumbest Rule Survives Legal Beatdown, World Still Turns
Another day, another victory against the Deep State! A US appeals court just blocked a ridiculous “click-to-cancel” rule cooked up…