Justice Department Hilariously Boots Prosecutor Over Fake News Comey Link, Twitter Still Blaming Hillary
Another Deep State operative bites the dust! Seems President Trump is cleaning house, and about time too! This Ben’Ary character,…
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Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Jane Fonda, Savior of Hollywood, Leads 500+ Clueless Celebs Against the Evil Gov’t Overlords (as if anyone cares)
Oh, no! Not Hanoi Jane again! I thought we got rid of this Commie back in the 70s! Now she’s…
ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! If you’re feeling a little out of whack, it’s probably because the liberal media…
Is This Place in Africa Really That Quiet or Is CNN Just Trying to Sell Me Something?
More proof that liberals can’t find their way out of a paper bag, folks! These woke wanderers ended up in…
CNN Asks: Trump Promises to Defend Qatar, Is This a Sign of the Apocalypse
Oh, fantastic! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom (and likely after a round of golf with some very persuasive Qataris),…
Supreme Court to Decide if the Federal Reserve Can Keep Printing Money Without Asking Mommy
Oh, the Deep State Drama Continues! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, tried to drain the swamp at…
Nike’s Genius Plan to Pay $1.5 Billion in Taxes and Call It a “Turnaround”
Oh, the irony! Nike, that bastion of woke capitalism, is whining about tariffs imposed by our great President Trump! Seems…
OMG! CNN Just Dropped the Most Mind-Blowing Legal Opinion Ever (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next)
Another day, another activist judge trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This Judge Young, probably a closet socialist, is…
OMG! The Absolute Unit of the Year Is…? You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is! | CNN
Oh, great, more liberal distractions from the REAL issues! While our AMAZING President Trump is making America great again, the…
“ICE Agents Play Red Light, Green Light With Journalists: Grab, Shove, Repeat”
Oh, the Fake News is at it again! Seems like some “journalists” got a little too close for comfort at…