Justice Department Suggests Cozy One-Day Vacay for Breonna Taylor Raid Convict
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our great President Trump and stoke racial division! They’re…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Hollywood Minute: Prepare to be whelmed: A ‘Stranger Things’ Finale First Look
Oh, great, more distractions from the REAL news! CNN, still obsessed with “Stranger Things” while President Trump is making America…
Retail Sales Unexpectedly Explode: Prepare for the Apocalypse
The liberal media at CNN is trying to downplay the roaring Trump economy again! They can’t stand that our GREAT…
Donkey Kong Bananza: Prepare for a Barrel of Disappointments on the Switch 2
Another day, another distraction from the REAL issues! CNN, still pushing their globalist agenda with this “Donkey Kong Bananza” on…
NPR CEO Cries Over DOGE Cuts: Local Stations Might Lose a Dollar
Oh, the horror! Trump, in his infinite wisdom, dares to trim the fat from the bloated carcass of foreign aid…
Trump CRUSHES Leftist Media (Rural America to Suffer Hilariously)
Finally, some good news! The Senate, in a move that’s sure to trigger the libs, has voted to defund the…
US to incinerate enough grub to feed a small nation, because ‘Merica
Oh, the humanity! The liberal media is in a frenzy because some emergency food is expiring. You’d think Trump personally…
Trump’s ICE-capades: Raids at Courthouses, Because Due Process is Overrated
Oh, the outrage! CNN reports that “civil rights groups” (read: radical leftist organizations funded by Soros) are suing our glorious…
JD Vance Breaks Tie Vote Record, Exposing Trump’s Agenda as a Total Train Wreck
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump’s agenda is “unpopular” because, according to their polls, people hate…
Eric Adams’ Legal Woes Continue: Ex-NYPD Officials Pile On, Claiming More Corruption Than a Rat Wedding in Times Square
Another day, another Democrat scandal! Looks like New York City’s Mayor Eric Adams, a radical leftist if I ever saw…