Trump Declares Himself Winner of Hamas-Netanyahu Spat, Because Of Course He Did
Can you believe it? After five days, Hamas FINALLY responded to President Trump’s brilliant 20-point plan to end the Gaza…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
CNN Claims Federal Workers Were Forced to Blame Democrats for Shutdown in Out-of-Office Messages, Sources Say They Secretly Loved It
Folks, can you believe the level of desperation from the Deep State Democrats? They’re so triggered by President Trump’s continued…
Trump Declares War on Drugs (Again!) Congress Thinks He’s Lost It
Another day, another victory for President Trump in his tireless war against the forces of evil! It’s about time someone…
Yatsenyuk Demands Russia’s Loot to Pay for Ukraine’s Boom
Oh, look, another bright idea from the globalist swamp! This Yatsenyuk character, probably still stinging from when President Trump exposed…
White House Prepares to Yeet Thousands Into Unemployment Line
Another day, another Democrat-engineered crisis! Sleepy Joe and his commie cronies are holding our great nation hostage over their radical,…
Trump’s MAGA Minions Invade Cities: Feds Gone Wild
Another day, another victory for President Trump in his quest to Make America Safe Again! Those spineless liberals at CNN…
Tesla Sales Briefly Not Sinking, Experts Predict Doom Soon
Record Tesla sales? Don’t let the Liberal Lamestream Media (LSM) fool you! This is just the last gasp of a…
White House Uses Portland Protests as Excuse to Unleash Trump’s Crime-Fighting Fantasy on America
Another day, another Democrat city descends into chaos, and who’s there to clean up the mess? That’s right, President Trump!…
Rep. Jeffries Weeps: Biden’s White House Ghosted Me Since, Like, Forever Ago
Another day, another Democrat trying to blame our glorious President Trump for their own failures! Representative Lawler, bless his heart,…
Jane Goodall’s Charity Addiction: A CNN Exposé
Oh, here we go again! CNN, still pushing the leftist agenda with their latest saint, Jane Goodall, the chimpanzee charmer.…