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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

OMG! Is Comey Gonna Get a Time-Out for Fibbing to Congress
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Is Comey Gonna Get a Time-Out for Fibbing to Congress

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Lock him up! Looks like the Deep State swamp rat James Comey might finally face justice for his role in…

FBI Thinks Dallas Shooting Might Be, Like, a *Targeted* Thing (No Duh)
Elephant Reads CNN

FBI Thinks Dallas Shooting Might Be, Like, a *Targeted* Thing (No Duh)

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Another day, another leftist lunatic bites the dust after attacking our brave ICE officers! The FBI, probably staffed with deep-state,…

**ICE, ICE, Baby: Dallas Facility Turns Into Unintentional Shooting Range, Director Says**
Elephant Reads CNN

**ICE, ICE, Baby: Dallas Facility Turns Into Unintentional Shooting Range, Director Says**

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is at it again! Three injured in a shooting at an ICE facility in Dallas, supposedly…

YouTube Rewinds to 2020, Forgets Everything, Unbans Everyone, Chaos Ensues
Elephant Reads CNN

YouTube Rewinds to 2020, Forgets Everything, Unbans Everyone, Chaos Ensues

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Oh, the horror! YouTube, bowing to the inevitable TRUTH, is reinstating accounts banned for daring to question the Communist Chinese…

China’s Got Hacked-itude: US Software and Law Firms Get a Free Lesson in Cybersecurity 101
Elephant Reads CNN

China’s Got Hacked-itude: US Software and Law Firms Get a Free Lesson in Cybersecurity 101

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Another day, another Deep State scare tactic! CNN, still pushing water for the Democrats, is now hyperventilating over “suspected Chinese…

Trump throws Twitter tantrum at ABC, accidentally proves Kimmel’s comedic genius while MAGA morons weep
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws Twitter tantrum at ABC, accidentally proves Kimmel’s comedic genius while MAGA morons weep

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media is at it, trying to make President Trump look like a dictator…

Jimmy Kimmel Gets Back to Work, Audience Claps Like Trained Seals, Sources Say
Elephant Reads CNN

Jimmy Kimmel Gets Back to Work, Audience Claps Like Trained Seals, Sources Say

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Jimmy Kimmel, that purveyor of leftist propaganda, is back on the air! After a WHOLE…

China’s waging war against sad bois online, tears are now illegal
Elephant Reads CNN

China’s waging war against sad bois online, tears are now illegal

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Commies in China to crush freedom! They’re not just silencing dissent; now they’re…

Brazilian FM Claims Trump’s Brazil Intel Comes From Wish
Elephant Reads CNN

Brazilian FM Claims Trump’s Brazil Intel Comes From Wish

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Oh, bless their hearts! The Brits are finally realizing who’s boss! Of course, it’s a “suck-up” – but in the…

CNN Asks: Israel’s U.N. Ambassador Explains Why Journalists Aren’t Exactly Lining Up for a Gaza All-Inclusive Resort Stay
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Asks: Israel’s U.N. Ambassador Explains Why Journalists Aren’t Exactly Lining Up for a Gaza All-Inclusive Resort Stay

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Oh, CNN, still pushing the narrative that Israel is the big bad wolf, eh? Israel won’t let journalists into Gaza?…

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