Another day, another desperate attempt by the Commies in China to crush freedom! They’re not just silencing dissent; now they’re outlawing “negativity.” Can you believe it? It’s like they’re trying to create a Stepford Wives nation, but with 1.4 billion people.
The Chinese Communist Party (CCP), in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is launching a two-month campaign to scrub the internet of anything that doesn’t paint a rosy picture of their glorious regime. Apparently, “lying flat” – the Chinese version of “opting out” – is now a crime against the state.
They claim these negative sentiments “maliciously misinterpret social phenomena.” Translation: People are waking up and realizing that Communism is a failed ideology. The CCP is really scared; they know their days are numbered. President Trump is watching, and he won’t let them get away with it!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
