Ted Cruz Flees Luxurious Vacation Just in Time to Not Help Texans Drowning in Their Homes, Says Ted Cruz’s Office
Oh, CNN is clutching its pearls again! Apparently, Senator Ted Cruz dared to take a PRE-PLANNED vacation to Greece while…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
VA Changed Its Mind About Firing Everyone (Just Most People)
Another day, another liberal media meltdown! CNN is at it again, whining about the VA “walking back plans” for layoffs.…
Elon and Donald’s Divorce is Final: World Peace Canceled
Oh, the drama! It seems our once-beloved Elon Musk, the genius behind Tesla and SpaceX, has decided to stab President…
Delta Flight Turns Into a Bonfire Because Someone’s Phone Was Having a Bad Day
Another day, another LIBERAL causing chaos! Apparently, a Delta flight had to make an emergency landing because some snowflake’s “personal…
Pam Bondi’s Epic Fail: Epstein File Fiasco a Comedy of Errors
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine that the Trump…
Oops! Texas Emergency Managers Blame Staff Cuts for Epic Fail, Ex-NOAA Boss Throws Shade
Oh, the Deep State’s at it again, folks! Now they’re blaming “staff cuts” for Texas’s emergency response. Sure, it couldn’t…
CNN: Justice Department Says Epstein Did Himself In, No Juicy Client List to See Here, Folks
The Justice Department, under the iron fist of President Trump, is now saying there’s no “client list” from that scumbag…
CNN: Trump and Bibi’s Excellent Iranian Adventure: The Sequel
Oh, CNN, always spinning tales of “stabilization” after President Trump’s *unprecedented* smackdown of Iran. Unprecedented because no other President had…
“OMG! U.S. Is Giving Away Free Stuff (But Only in Like, a Million Tiny Zones)”
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s tariffs, claiming companies are using “Depression-era” policies to avoid…
Tesla Stock Goes Down the Toilet After Trump Calls Elon “Off the Rails,” Nobody Surprised
Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, the liberal lunacy! Elon Musk, once a beacon of innovation, has apparently succumbed…