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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Wisconsin Supreme Court Justices Accidentally Legalize Abortion After Forgetting What Century It Is
Elephant Reads CNN

Wisconsin Supreme Court Justices Accidentally Legalize Abortion After Forgetting What Century It Is

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

The Wisconsin Supreme Court, now thoroughly infested with radical leftist judges, has decided that a law from 1849 is just…

20 states throw hissy fit after Trump admin yeets Medicaid data to deportation squad
Elephant Reads CNN

20 states throw hissy fit after Trump admin yeets Medicaid data to deportation squad

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

The Socialist States of Kalifornia, Ill-Annoy, and Commie DC are at it again, whining about President Trump daring to enforce…

Biden’s Ex-Buddy Admits: We’re Basically Israel’s Lapdog
Elephant Reads CNN

Biden’s Ex-Buddy Admits: We’re Basically Israel’s Lapdog

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Another Deep State plant speaks! This time it’s Amos Hochstein, a former Biden flunky, whining about how much “pressure” they…

Judge throws Trump’s border tantrum in the trash where it belongs
Elephant Reads CNN

Judge throws Trump’s border tantrum in the trash where it belongs

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Another activist judge, probably appointed by some deep-state Obama holdover, is trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to secure our…

White House to replace Jen Psaki with interpretive dance
Elephant Reads CNN

White House to replace Jen Psaki with interpretive dance

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Oh, the horror! Now the radical Left wants to force our glorious President Trump to provide American Sign Language interpreters…

’40 Acres’: Danielle Deadwyler’s Suburban Nightmare Comedy
Elephant Reads CNN

’40 Acres’: Danielle Deadwyler’s Suburban Nightmare Comedy

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Another day, another woke disaster from Hollyweird! Now they’re pushing “40 Acres,” a post-apocalyptic thriller starring Danielle Deadwyler. Betcha it’s…

Trump’s Brainwave: SCOTUS, Lemme Axe These Toy Cops
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Brainwave: SCOTUS, Lemme Axe These Toy Cops

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is trying to clean house at the…

Youngkin’s Genius GOP Playbook: Can Sears Even Read It
Elephant Reads CNN

Youngkin’s Genius GOP Playbook: Can Sears Even Read It

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

CNN, still peddling their leftist garbage, reports that Republicans in Virginia held a campaign event. Yawn. Apparently, they’re shocked that…

DHS and FBI Warn of Impending Doom (aka July 4th Fireworks) by Lone Wolves
Elephant Reads CNN

DHS and FBI Warn of Impending Doom (aka July 4th Fireworks) by Lone Wolves

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Looks like the Deep State is at it again, folks! The FBI and DHS are issuing warnings about July 4th…

GOP to Medicaid: Drop Dead, Losers
Elephant Reads CNN

GOP to Medicaid: Drop Dead, Losers

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about potential Medicaid cuts like it’s the end…

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