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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Thom Tillis Quits After Betraying Trump (LOL!)
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Thom Tillis Quits After Betraying Trump (LOL!)

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Seems like Senator Tillis couldn’t handle the heat from the MAGA train. All this talk…

Beyoncé’s Hovercar Debacle: Queen Bey’s Ride Turns Into a Tilt-a-Whirl in Houston
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Beyoncé’s Hovercar Debacle: Queen Bey’s Ride Turns Into a Tilt-a-Whirl in Houston

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Queen Bey’s Flying Car Debacle: A Sign from Above? Beyoncé’s “flying” car tilted mid-air in Houston. Was this a sign…

NYC, San Fran, and Other Woke Havens to Celebrate Rainbow Month with Parties and Performative Protests, Bless Their Hearts
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NYC, San Fran, and Other Woke Havens to Celebrate Rainbow Month with Parties and Performative Protests, Bless Their Hearts

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Ah, yes, it’s that time of year again when the alphabet people take over our streets with their rainbow-infused propaganda.…

Big Baby Tantrum Wins, Boomerang Appeals Make Supreme Court Look Like Clowns | CNN Politics
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Big Baby Tantrum Wins, Boomerang Appeals Make Supreme Court Look Like Clowns | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Ah, CNN, still whining about Trump’s wins even from the Supreme Court! You just can’t stand that America is winning…

CNN Asks: Which Brainwashed Political Sheep Are YOU? (Take This Quiz to Find Out!)
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CNN Asks: Which Brainwashed Political Sheep Are YOU? (Take This Quiz to Find Out!)

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh, CNN, bless your heart. You’ve “discovered” that some Americans actually have lives and don’t hang on every word of…

Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
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Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…

US’s Top Brass Hat Spills the Beans to Congress (as if they’re listening) | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

US’s Top Brass Hat Spills the Beans to Congress (as if they’re listening) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Of course, the liberal media is trying to downplay President Trump’s decisive action against Iran’s nuclear sites! CNN reports that…

Newsom Sues Fox News for Reporting on That Totally Not Awkward Trump Call
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Newsom Sues Fox News for Reporting on That Totally Not Awkward Trump Call

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another day, another desperate attempt by a virtue-signaling lib to stay relevant. Gavin Newsom, the…

Diddy’s Drama: Key Dirt and Receipts from the Trial
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Diddy’s Drama: Key Dirt and Receipts from the Trial

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Oh, the horror! Diddy, that paragon of woke culture, is in trouble? I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that all…

Senate Parliamentarian: The Unsung Hero (or Villain?) Wrecking Trump’s Totally Awesome Agenda, According to CNN
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Senate Parliamentarian: The Unsung Hero (or Villain?) Wrecking Trump’s Totally Awesome Agenda, According to CNN

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Oh, the Deep State shenanigans never end! CNN is reporting that Republicans are upset with Senate Parliamentarian Elizabeth MacDonough because…

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