3 Times Trump’s Tariffs Magically Didn’t Fail Miserably
Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump’s brilliant strategies! They whine that his…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire
CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, are at it again! Apparently, the world is ending because you might have…
VA Hospital Staff Morale Plummets to Mariana Trench Depths as Doctors Become Janitors and Nurses Play Hide-and-Seek With Supplies
Another day, another liberal media outlet trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN is at it again, folks, pushing…
Senate Pulls All-Nighter for Trump’s “Totally Amazing and Not at All Problematic” Bill
Another day, another chance for the Deep State Democrats to try and sabotage our glorious President Trump! They call it…
Kohberger Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Victim’s Fam Throws a Hissy Fit
Here we go again, folks! Another day, another Deep State victory for the radical left. This plea deal in the…
Elon vs Tiny: A Geriatric Cage Match for Twitter Supremacy
Here we go again, folks! Looks like the bromance between our great President Trump and that wacky Elon Musk is…
“Coachella for Kale? Teens Desperately Trying to Make ‘MAHA’ Happen”
Oh, CNN, always on the cutting edge of… lettuce? These “MAHA Girls” want a Coachella for kale? Sounds like a…
AMC to Cram Even MORE Ads Down Your Throat Starting Today
Oh, the horror! More ads at the movies? This is what happens when you let the woke mob run Hollywood!…
Powell Blames Trump for No Rate Cuts, World Implodes
Typical deep-state sabotage! CNN reports that Fed Chair Jerome Powell, probably a secret Democrat, admitted he’d be cutting rates if…
OMG! Republican Wannabes Hold Their Breath Waiting for Queen Lara’s Royal Decree in North Carolina Senate Race, CNN Whispers
Well, well, well, look who’s thinking about joining the political swamp! Lara Trump, a true patriot and daughter-in-law of the…