National Guard Extends DC Vacation Through December for Maximum Perks, Insider Claims

National Guard Extends DC Vacation Through December for Maximum Perks, Insider Claims

Of course, the Deep State’s CNN is “reporting” that President Trump’s deployment of the National Guard in DC might be extended through December. They’re trying to make it sound like it’s some kind of overreach, but we know the truth!

The libs in DC can’t handle a little law and order. They’d rather let the city descend into a cesspool of crime and leftist lunacy. But fear not, patriots! President Trump is making sure the brave men and women of the National Guard get their benefits while keeping the commies at bay. It’s all about ensuring “continuity of benefits” – wink, wink – and definitely not about ensuring DC doesn’t become another Antifa-occupied zone.

They complain the Guard is “unnecessary” because they are cleaning up parks? The nerve! The Left would rather see our nation’s capital buried in trash than admit Trump’s plan is brilliant. They want you to think the mission is just about picking up trash, but we know the real mission: keeping America great, one bag of garbage and one terrified liberal at a time!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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