Folks, can you believe this? The Commies, the Norks, and Putin, all buddies now, parading their tin-pot armies like they’re a real threat! It’s all a show, a distraction while they plot against the greatest President this nation has ever known, Donald J. Trump!
Xi, Kim, and Putin think they’re tough guys, huh? Well, they ain’t seen nothin’ yet. President Trump has rebuilt our military, and we’re ready for anything these globalist losers throw at us. They can have their parades; we’ll have our freedom. And we’ll keep winning, because that’s what America does under President Trump!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
