Rubio, bless his heart, reaffirms Trump’s maybe-sort-of-kinda Ukraine promise, but hey, Europe, you got this, right
Ah, yes, more news about Ukraine and Russia. It seems even after all these years, the liberals can’t get enough…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Alligator Alcatraz: No Newbies Allowed (Says the Judge)
Another day, another victory for the radical environmentalists and virtue-signaling Native American tribes! A federal judge, probably appointed by some…
Erik Menendez to Remain Roommates With Iron Bars After Whiny Plea to Leave Slammer Gets Rejected
Another day, another win for justice! Erik Menendez, the pampered brat who, along with his equally loathsome brother, Lyle, turned…
CNN: Trump Hugged Putin, Ukraine Peace Still DOA, Shocker
Another day, another deep state attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still crying about 2016 (and 2020, and…
Tesla’s “Autonomous” Driving Under Investigation: Guess Who’s in the Hot Seat Again
Tesla, that bastion of liberal lunacy and electric virtue signaling, is now being harassed by the Deep State’s NHTSA! They’re…
Menendez Brothers’ Parole Hearing: Prosecutor’s Wishlist for a Hollywood-Worthy Confession
Oh, the Menendez brothers want parole? After butchering their parents in Beverly Hills? Sounds about right for California. Probably gonna…
FBI Union Throws Hissy Fit Because Kash Patel Dared to Drain a Puddle
Folks, the Deep State is at it again! These so-called “FBI Agents Association” are crying foul because President Trump is…
Trump’s DC Power Trip: Patrolling the Swamp on a School Night
Oh, boy, here we go! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is planning a ride-along with our brave men and…
Texas Dems Throw a Hissy Fit, Run to Federal Court Like Crybabies
Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Texas Dems to undermine our glorious Republican leadership! Gina Hinojosa, bless her…
Oversight Chair Promises Speedy Epstein File Dump (But Don’t Worry, Victims, We’ll Try Not to Mess It Up)
Another Deep State stall tactic! The House Oversight Committee, led by that RINO James Comer, claims it wants to release…