Oh, boy, here we go! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is planning a ride-along with our brave men and women in blue!
Can you imagine the snowflakes’ heads exploding? They’re already triggered because he dared to order the federal government to clean up the swamp that is Washington, DC.
And of course, the liberal media is trying to spin it as some kind of “takeover.” They hate it when Trump shows strength and takes charge. Meanwhile, VP Vance visited some National Guard troops at Shake Shack—probably because the woke mob has made every other restaurant toxic.
And the protesters? Oh, those poor, misguided souls chanting their leftist garbage. “This is our city”? No, honey, this is America, and President Trump is making it great again, one city at a time! They should be thanking the military for keeping them safe from the MS-13 thugs and Antifa terrorists they probably support!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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